OMG, I just came up with a Super Funny Joke!!?

[Mr. Dick Johnson Balls]

There was this guy driving down the freeway and he was swerving around and being reckless. A cop pulls him over and tells the driver he needs to take a breathalizer test, so the cop gives it to him, he takes it, and then fails. The cop goes "I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to have to put you under arrest for DUI". The driver goes "DUI? What's that?" Cop says "Don't you know you're not supposed to drink and drive?"

The guy goes "I wasn't driving while drinking!!"

I told this to a couple of people at my job and they were laughing at it. I've been laughing at this joke for like over an hour, can't believe I came up with something this good.

 

[The Saint]

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, "Where have you been?"

"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."

"I did alright," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf...!"

 

[iloveacting<3]

I don't get it. Can someone explain it to me?

I'm sorry, I'm sloooooow sometimes.

 

[bubbLing cOffee]

ranma54's joke is better.

 

[Sam W]

hahahah thatss funnnny. it took me a minute to get it but then i got it.. it is a good onee good jobb!!!!!!!

 

[jonaslover(:]

I don't get it...?

 

[vmkRightpoint]

i got it 2 good one

 

[vmkRightpoint]

i got it 2 good one