Mr. Dick Johnson Balls
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There was this guy driving down the freeway and he was swerving around and being reckless. A cop pulls him over and tells the driver he needs to take a breathalizer test, so the cop gives it to him, he takes it, and then fails. The cop goes "I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to have to put you under arrest for DUI". The driver goes "DUI? What's that?" Cop says "Don't you know you're not supposed to drink and drive?"
The guy goes "I wasn't driving while drinking!!"
I told this to a couple of people at my job and they were laughing at it. I've been laughing at this joke for like over an hour, can't believe I came up with something this good.
The guy goes "I wasn't driving while drinking!!"
I told this to a couple of people at my job and they were laughing at it. I've been laughing at this joke for like over an hour, can't believe I came up with something this good.