My poor wife has a broken leg and is unable to get to the kitchen to cook my breakfast?

oh! how rude go and cook your self some breckfast oh while your there ill have a large sunday roast and frothy coffee! (LOL)
 
bring her a bucket and some lye and the other ingredients for soap. why don't you get her to Make soap. then bring her the water and a sponge and make her do the dishes and dry them. she can hobble to put them away for you. tell her to get you a beer while she's up. and i hope she doesn't think having a broken leg is a good excuse to not get all the laundry done and the cars washed and the floors scrubbed.
 
yeah get of your fat ass and cook her breakfast and do the washing up instead of being a waste of time!
 
Give her a break.Try doing stuff on your own for once man.Don't expect her to do everything.
 
Have a bit on the side whilst her leg is broken and leave her to sort her own problems out.
 
Mate I feel for you I would rip that bloody sink out or you could hold her up while she does it
 
plastic plates and cups oh and cutlery of course ...

an if you buy TEFAL pans she can just wipe them clean after use with a damp cloth ...

job done !!!

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Perhaps invest in a small sink and a hose to enable dish washing capabilities next to her bed, she may use the camping stove to heat the water to the correct temperature for hygienic washing of dishes. When she begins to heal you may choose to make her walk to the kitchen herself, remember, to spare the rod is to spoil the child/partner!
 
Ha ha use paper plates if the wife is fit enough to drag her limp corpse to the shps and buy some,
 
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