Most Ridiculous Metal Band Names

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What's the difference?

Anyway, in my opinion, most pop music is Satanic, in the context that you recognize Satan as the enemy. That being said, I am not Christian. I just have a strong distaste for most (if not all) modern pop music.
 
Really? I thought they were terrible and cliche. But I guess you could pretty much say that about anybody who tries to force themselves into that heavy metal niche, it all seems a bit silly to me.

As does the names mentioned in the OP. Dude I could probably make up a name like that and it be a real band somewhere. Let me try it...

Fetus F-cker.

Yesss apparently its real! FETUS ****ER : Music Artist (Death Metal / Grindcore / Gospel) - MySpace Profile

EDIT: Aww dang, looks like the OP already covered it.
 
Christian rock is the worst kind of music they could convert to it...you should stick to jazz and whatnot, nobody wants to hear "OUR GOOOOOOOOD IS AN AWESOME GOOOOD etc" for 5 minutes
 
I like listening to the mainstream radio stations like More FM, 91ZM, The Breeze, Classic Hits 97FM, and the Rock'n Roll radio station called Radio Hauraki. Metal banRAB I like are Twisted Sister, Def Leppard, and Lordi. I don't ONLY listen to metal, I try to listen to a variety of genres, but I find that I just CANNOT enjoy listening to any alternative stuff. Most of it doesn't have any sort of melody, some of it has swearing in it, and it makes a mockery of what music SHOULD be. Put frankly,I listen to MUSIC, not NOISE.
 
Heh well i just edited my post before i read yours but it looks like we feel the same way.

And seriously, if you play with that metal band name generator you will find many more that are real names.
 
The first time I heard Cattle Decapitation, I thought the name was pretty ridiculous. Hatebreed is another, though I'm not sure if they really qualify.
 
Point taken. I guess when it really boils down to it, it's what the DEEJAY LIKES that enRAB up getting played on the radio. I remeraber one chick on an FM radio station a nuraber of years ago, and about half the songs she spun were by Simply Red (you know, that Hucknell guy). Simply Red this, Simply Red that. ENOUGH ALREADY!! Chocka-block full of Simply Red. Christ.
 
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