Most Ridiculous Metal Band Names

If there were such a thing as Satanic Pop or Satanic Disco, then I would guess they would be REAL popular among metal fans. After all GOOD is BAD and BAD is GOOD nowadays, ain't it?? Everyone's going to HELL and they're LAUGHING all the way there!! But that kind of music ain't for me, along with any type of metal, punk, or grunge. Sorry. No go. Another metal band name suggestion: Hard Fart.
 
Wow why do they all have to do with bodily functions? very interesting, I've only ever heard of a few of these.

I used to "listen" to metal and screamo etc.... really i just had it on my ipod to play whenever i was really pissed and when i put it on shuffle it would come on randomly and freak people out, flippen hilarious. Anyway, beyond my poser-like qualities, it really helped in the sense that we were playing a game were you had to come up with band names that started with the last letter of the band mentioned before yours...well seeing as how everyone thought i listened to metal all i had to do was make up random **** names and everyone thought that it was an actual band. I ended up winning.
Thank you randomass names!
 
That's funny. I don't care who you are.

Band names that sounded stupid at first but grew on me over time:
KORN
AS I LAY DYING
IWRESTLEDABEARONCE-already mentioned I know...but damn that's funny!
****, I'M DEAD
HAVEN'T I STABBED YOU BEFORE?
 
Most black metal artists who have ‘anal’ or ‘goat’ in their name in a serious attempt to be evil…
Anal Vomit, Goat Penis, Goat Vulva etc.

Watchmaker always struck me as a strange choice for a blackened death/grind band as well….
 
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