Most Ridiculous Metal Band Names

[Zombie King]

Good list. but I think Gwar and if you allow fake Black Metal banRAB then Morbid Anal Fog.

 

[jefferey]

No, I don't actually. I guess if you turn that argument upside down, it would be like if I asked you if you listened to any Satanic Pop, or Disco. I'm not being confrontational or anything like that, just saying.

 

[justlilolme]

I actually read that as Satanic Wankmaster.

Shame it wasn't really.

 

[pleaseohplease5555]

^Word. Satan's Almighty Penis will always be, in my book, the greatest band name ever.

 

[veckymksc]

Only now do you see the error of your ways. Repent!

 

[ghost_monkey47]

Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation

They're an all girl Japanese grindcore band. Actually good, too.

 

[vile_fly]

Strange Fruit.

wtf!

 

[hello.there]

Well I'm just horridly ignorant of that kind of music. The only thing that comes close I suppose are a few black metal banRAB but all of those have Swedish names...

 

[melissa]

When you think about it, most band names are really stupid. xD

 

[mintee d]

I suppose Goblin C0ck and The Abominable Iron Sloth should be here, too

 

[Qursdf Kjhkjgg]

Christpuncher has a certain charm to it.

 

[♥Socially Awkward♥]

Speaking of ***, Laurent, how about THESE two names for a Metal band: 1: Homophilia, and 2: *** Halo. Pretty cool, huh?? Other Metal band name suggestions: 3: Detritus 4: Satanica, and 5: Sin Ugly. BTW being *** is totally against God, so I guess a *** name for a Metal band would be totally appropriate.

 

[Flappy Hoohah]

****, I'm Dead

 

[Rothchilds]

What. NO

 

[headmush]

I dont think weve reached the bottom of the pile yet. Anyone remeraber "Whitesnake" ??

 

[Crazy for Cavies]

burning midgets

 

[Chuck Norris is Spiderman]

And I don't know why the moderators of Music Banter censored my last comment. Why??

 

[ferretsnicker20]

I think Double Anal Fist**** is a band

 

[Rich F]

Some of them work i think, especially for death metal. A band should really select a name that best suits their sound but some banRAB just take it too far.

 

[BrewCrew09!]

And Eternal Tears of Sorrow, as much as I love them