Most boring film ever?

Worst movie and most boring aren't always the same thing. I can think of some horrendous movies I've watched and enjoyed (MST3K style).

The correct answer is Gerry. Matt Damon "stars" in that movie. I am willing to bet money, real folding money (or lots of coins) that if you watched Gerry and then took a lie detector test than you couldn't give any answer to "what is the most boring film of all time" other than Gerry.

Seriously. Gerry is *the* most boring film EVER. If anyone else has seen it (which is unlikely) I am sure they will agree. I believe the purpose of the movie was to be boring ... so it already has a head start.
 
Open Water
Monsters ball
The Blair Witch Project
Crouching tiger hidden dragon
Independence Day
Black Hawk Down
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Adaptation
Being John Malcovich
Breaking the Waves
3000 Miles to Graceland
Gladiator
Elephant
IT
Pirates of the Carribean
The Pianist
Moulin Rouge
Eyes wide shut


Just thought i'd list the films I thought shouldn't be in the running for this, that people had mentioned. Just my opinion as a Film school graduate (not that, that makes me anymore qualified to comment on this than anyone else ;) ). I'm just very bored at work. :)

And the originals of The Grudge and Alfie are quality, but Hollywood loves to f**k these things up.

I agree to an extent over Lord of the Rings, as once you've seen the first, you need to be a fan of the film to sit through the others.

In my opinon, most films have some redeaming watchable quality (and i've had to watch so sodding many poor ones), but if you want truly unwatchable, boring dirge, here are my suggestions:

Wild Wild West
After the Sunset
AI
The Village
Sixth Sense (THE most overrated film ever, from a very overrated director, who continues to provide s**t)


These are just a few 'recent' films, and that doens't count all the 'Art House' (which can be good, if done right) s**t I had to sit through at Uni, and some of the older films that really had no redeeming value, except that someone had once said they might be a 'classic'.

Now I think about it, i've just taken out the decent to very good (whoever said The Pianist, dear, dear) films without actually thinking about boring. I guess if your not interested in the subject matter, any film can be boring. In turn, if you like potentially great films made into soppy spielberg pap, you're not going to find AI boring. Vicious circle. ;)

As you can see. Very bored at work. :)
 
I could be here till Christmas naming the most boring films I have ever seen, but I will just list a few.

All 3 Lord of the rings
Master and Commander
However many Harry Potter's there are
Pirates of the Carribean
The pianist
It could happen to you
The others
What lies beneath
A walk to remember
Dog soldiers
Ghost

Just thinking about these films makes me want to sleep. :yawn:
 
the most boring film ive ever seen, is birth starring nicole kidman, i was dragged in by my girlfriend to see it, other boring films are thunderbirRAB and the matrix revolutions
 
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