Micahel Bay's rejected "Batman: The Dark Knight" Script

Shandi

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I don't know if this was already posted.

There's a (rejected) Michael Bay Batman script floating around the internet. I'm pretty sure it's a fake but it's funny nonetheless. You can read part of it here:

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:D
 
It's a fake..... But it is as funny as hell..... And it wouldn't be too far from the truth of what Michael Bay might do to a Batman film.

He really is a shite director lol.
 
:D:D:D If someone asked Michael Bay to make a film of that script he'd have an orgasm.

Love the explanation for Rachel Dawes being in the Pentagon meeting "I'm an assistant DA from Gotham City, here on a military exchange program":D
 
Michael Bay's alright, well maybe he's a but poo but sometimes he can get it right and make the prefect popcorn movie like Transformers.
 
Funny, I was thinking what a travesty he made of Transgenders: Robot of the Desert. Only thing missing was the bus, with shocking pink stiletto heel on the roof. Guess his vision of Transformers and mine are far removed from each other.
 
lol " shes a platinum blond with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world"

definately fake but funny!!!!
 
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