There's a (rejected) Michael Bay Batman script floating around the internet. I'm pretty sure it's a fake but it's funny nonetheless. You can read part of it here:
Funny, I was thinking what a travesty he made of Transgenders: Robot of the Desert. Only thing missing was the bus, with shocking pink stiletto heel on the roof. Guess his vision of Transformers and mine are far removed from each other.
lol " shes a platinum blond with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world"