memorable lines in movies

Pardon my French, but my friend Cameron is so tight, you stick a piece of coal up his ass and in two weeks you have a diamond.
From Ferris Beuller's Day Off

Don't fcuk with the babysitter
From Adventures in Babysitting

Look at your reflection in the mirror Michael! My own brother, a goddamn shit sucking vampire. Boy, you wait till mom finRAB out!
From The Lost Boys
 
Andy Dufresne: "That's the beauty of music. They can't get that from you... Haven't you ever felt that way about music?"
Red: "I played a mean harmonica as a younger man. Lost interest in it though. Didn't make much sense in here"
Andy Dufresne:"Here's where it makes the most sense. You need it so you don't forget. "
Red: "Forget?"
Andy Dufresne: "Forget that... there are places in this world that aren't made out of stone, and that there's something inside that they can't get to ,and that they can't touch. It's yours."
Red: "What're you talking about?"
Andy Dufresne: "Hope"

Andy Dufresne: "Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And a good thing never dies."

Andy Dufresne: "Get busy living, or get busy dying"

Red: "I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him."

"Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free"

All from Shawshank Redemption
 
Hugh Grant: "Hello, i'm Charles...'
Old Man: "Don't be ridiculous, Charles has been dead for forty years!"
Hugh: "I rather think that might be a different Charles..."
Old Man: "Are you telling me i don't know my own brother!!"
(puzzled Hugh sort of flusters!)
4 Weddings & A Funeral.


"I think you'd look good in a tutu"
"c'mon!"
Billy Elliot just shakes his head and accepts his mates 'confession'... brilliant!
 
"My Name is Lester Burnham. I'm 42 years old. In Less than a year I'll be dead. Of course I dont know it yet, and in a way, I'm dead already"

"She's right. I have lost something. I never used to feel this...sedated. But you know what, its never too late to get it back"

American Beauty
 
As Good As It Gets
(Jack Nicholsons character, writer Melvin Udall)

Asked by a gushing fan how he writes the female characters of his novels so convincingly, he replies with heavy sarcasm

"I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability.''
 
Superman classics:

"You've got me? Who's got you?"

"We all have our faults: mine's in California."

"How can that brain drive those legs?"

"Very few people left alive are comfortable with the word "swell." ".
:)
 
"Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face." General Jack D Ripper in Dr Strangelove
 
"I kick arse for the Lord!" - Kung Fu Priest (Braindead 1992).

"This wont hurt a bit...well, maybe just a little" - The Tall Man (Phantasm Oblivion 1998)

"Shut your mouth, you chicken sucking bastard. Or I'll stab your eye balls out and piss all over your brain. It's gonna be a slaughter house in here, dead bodies flying through the air like friggin ragdolls on fire!!!" - Steve Buscemi (AirheaRAB 1994)

"Stop squirming P*ssy, or I'll fill your face so full of lead that you'll be shitting bullets for a week. You no-d*cked loser!!!" - Steve Buscemi (AirheaRAB 1994)

*****
The following is an obscene amount of swearing from a extremely stressed out Police Sergeant who is stuck in the middle of a zombie outbreak, to which he can't be in control of. I think this is where the stress comes from cos he is a control freak. See below:

"When I was a kid we f*cking respected our parents, we didn't f*cking eat them!. It's all that f*cking crack and marijuana, f*cking hippy f*cking surfers f*cking dull bludgeon pr*cks f*ck".

"I'll f*cking finish you off f*cking quicker than a f*cking birthday cake at a fat chicks f*cking party!".

"Die you f*cking headless motherf*cking piece of maggot shit".

"These crazy f*cking pimps and f*cking gangbangers f*cking come into your f*cking house f*cking uninf*ckingvited".

"Shut that f*cking door, you hairy f*cking prick!!".

"Shut your f*cking mouth you dead shit monkey back f*cker!!!".

"You keep f*cking messing with me boy and I'll f*cking string you up faster than a f*cking poofter at rodeo...PR*CK!!".

"Dont you f*cking mess with me boy, you f*cking little f*cking w*nker!!!".

"Get f*cked prick! we're heading to the car".

"Shift your arse pal I'm driving this shitbox!".

(Sergeant Harrison - Undead 2004).
 
You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He senRAB one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?

The Untouchables
 
"Quick!! Kill it before it starts making frienRAB with us!"

The brilliant Richard E. Grant in "Withnail and I" about a chicken they were trying to kill for dinner. I was laughing so hard at this line, I had to switch the dvd off so I could calm down.

J
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