memorable lines in movies

Some like it hot.

"Nobody's perfect"

"I heard a nasty story about a girl from Brinmore, she was strangled with her own brassiere."

"We was at Rigoletto's with you."

"I'm a boy, I'm a boy."

OK, not that funny out of context.
 
This brilliant slice of dialogue from There's Something about Mary where Matt Dillon's sleazy detective, Pat Healy tries to impress Cameron Diaz's Mary witha display of depth. I laughed so hard at this at the cinema I couldn't breathe. Dillon should've gotten an Oscar for it:

HEALY
I work with retarRAB.

MARY
I beg your pardon?

HEALY
You know...the guys who ride the short bus.

MARY
Isn't that a little politically incorrect?

HEALY
The hell with that. No one's gonna tell me
who I can and can't work with.

MARY
No, I mean

HEALY
--There's this one kid, we call him Mongo
on account of he's a mongoloid. He got out
of his cage once and--

MARY
--He's in a cage?!

HEALY
Well it's more of an enclosure really.

MARY
They keep him confined? That's bullshit!

HEALY
That's what I said, so I went out and got
him a leash you know, one of those
clothesline runners for the backyard. He's
got plenty of room out there to dig. The
kid's really blossomed. Now I can take him
to ball games, movies--you know, happy
stuff.

MARY
That sounRAB like fun.

HEALY
Yeah, it's fun for them, but it's heaven
for me.
(getting emotional)
Those goofy bastarRAB are just about the
best thing I have in this crazy old world.
(checks watch)
Ooh, hey, I gotta run.
 
THE LOST BOYS
"Now you know what we are... now you know what you are... You never grow old Michael.... and you'll never die.... but you must feed"

"You're a creature of the night Michael, just like in my comic. My own brother... a god damn sh!t sucking vampire... what til I tell Mom?"

ROCKY
"Get up ya son of a bitch cos Mickey loves ya"


ROBOCOP

"Cops dont like me... so I dont like cops... na na na na na na na na (aiming his gun at Murphy)"

"Can you fly bobby?"

"Just give me my f@ckin phone call!"

"IIIIIIIIIII LIKE IT! "

"Something that goes really fast and gives really shitty gas mileage "

GOONIES

"Eh yo Mikey, seen Adrian?"

"Hey youuuu guys. a haa haaa ha " - Sloth

BREAKFAST CLUB
"Cos according to Brian here, you and he are currently riding the hobby horse"

- "You wear tights?"
- "We wear the required uniform!"
- "Tights!"

"I am the eyes and ears of this institution"

"Ya load up, ya party!"

"Impossible Sir, It's in Johnsons underwear"

"I bet he likes to slip you the hot beef injection!"

"You say one more word and I'm beating the sh!t out of you"

- "Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn free-loading son of a bitch retarded big mough know-it-all asshole jerk "
- "You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful"

FULL METAL JACKET
Well, no sh!t. What do we have here, a f@cking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and f@ck my sister! "
 
I was on the bus this morning, and there was this "schoolboy" (6 feet ) verbally abusing and threatening the bus driver. The driver tried to get him off the bus, but the kid was "so make me!"
All of a sudden in my minRAB eye I see Clint strolling down the aisle with a gun. "Leave the bus kid" I hear him say. The kid looks at the gun. "That aint real" ....Clint smiles. "do you feel lucky, punk?"...You can see where I am going with this...... I nominate as a memorable line in a movie ....

"go ahead, punk, make my day!"It made mine this morning!!!
 
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