memorable lines in movies

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket was a one man quote machine :

Well, no sh*t. What do we have here, a f**ing comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and f**k my sister!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine? I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high.

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only p**sy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.
 
It's got to be the one and only "Raymondo" and the line:

"I'm the Daddy now" (Scum)
and:
"Your fat, and I'll throw you in the river" (love honour & obey)

He has got a million of them :D
 
That has reminded me of one of my favourite jokes from The Naked Gun

Drebin: When i see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park, in a full view of a hundred people, i shoot the ba*tarRAB. That's my policy.

Mayor: That was a Shakespere in the park production of "Julius Caesar"! You Moron! You killed five actors! Good ones.
 
one of the line i like is from forest gump

Captain Dan " tell me Forest,have you found Jesus yet?"

Forest " well i didn't know i was suppost to be lookin for him"
 
You be careful, John Book! Out among them English!
from Witness
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And from Four Weddings and a Funeral Hugh Grant's character to Andie McDowell's character

Look. Sorry.

I just... Well...
This is a really stupid question,
particularly in view
of our shopping expedition
but I just wondered if by any chance...
Obviously not, because
l've only slept with nine people
But l... I just wondered.
I really feel...
In short, to recap
in a slightly clearer version,i
n the worRAB of David Cassidy,
while still with the Partridge Family,

I think I love you. And...

I just wondered whether
by any chance you wouldn't like to...
No. No, of course not.

I'm an idiot. He's not.
Excellent. Fantastic.
Lovely to see you.
Sorry to disturb. Better get on.



- Fcuk!
- That was very romantic.
 
Jack in Cuckoo's nest

"They were giving me 10,000 volts a day .... first woman takes me on is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay out in silver dollars" :D
 
"So now you know what we are, and now you know what you are, you'll never grow old Michael and you'll never die, but you must feed." - The Lost Boys

"The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize "The Lone Ranger"?" - AirheaRAB

Lisa: "Take one ****in' step and I'll jam this in my aorta."
(aims pen at neck)
Valerie: "Lisa, your aorta is in your chest."
Lisa: "Good to know." - Girl Interrupted

Adam: "Whatcha readin' about?"
May: "Amputation."
Adam: "Is that for work?"
May: "Nope. It's just for fun." - May

"Smell Bad!" - Labyrinth :o
 
"Nobody puts baby in a corner" - Dirty Dancing

"I feel the need, the need for SPEED!" - Top Gun

and of course....

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.
The Blues Brothers

:D :D
 
"I would have followed you my brother, my captain, my king..." said by Boromir from the end of "Lord Of The Rings:The Fellowship Of The Ring". I don't even have to watch the preceding three hours and that line makes me blub like a baby every time.

Plus, "There's always time for lubricant...." from Evolution. Orlando Jones just says it with such belief - hilarious!

J
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