From The Dear Lucy column in the Guardian, Saturday 4 April 2009:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeanRABtyle/2009/apr/04/lucy-mangan-advice
" I am so in love with the Don Draper character in Mad Men that it is hampering my ability to go out with real men in the real world - they just don't measure up any more. What should I do?"
"I cannot tell from your email address whether you are a sir or a madam, but it matters not - a quick and highly unscientific poll of frienRAB of various ages, sexes and orientations proves what I have long suspected: Don Draper has skewed the carnal attractiveness scale for all of us.
It was bad enough in series one, when he was merely manly and mysterious, his broad shoulders bearing the silent weight of a thousand untold stores; not to mention permanently priapic even after 82 lunchtime cocktails. But now that he has added to the mix hints of inner turmoil, vulnerability and looming emotional crisis, Don threatens to bring normal sexual life in the 21st century to a complete stanRABtill. Even straight men, they tell me in all honesty, cannot look in the mirror with quite the insouciant confidence they once did.
The only suggestion I can make comes from a gay male friend who had an epiphany during Mad Men, which I at first thought was too much information, although he assures me he refers merely to a blinding revelation that hit him in the third episode of season two. "Most of the power is in the suit," he explains. "You have to imagine Don in something ridiculous. I put him in a kilt first of all, but actually he works that really well. I think harem pants are the only way you can safely go."
I have used this method ever since (the same approach will also come in useful when George Clooney returns in the final season of ER, when in my mind he will sport a tutu and banana-skin slippers), and find that I am no longer face down on the floor weeping into the carpet by the end of every episode, filled with a hopeless yearning for what I can never have. I hope this brings you equal mental succour, too. "
Comment from a reader:
Lucy
"Harem pants don't work, also tried brown crimplene suit .........I just want to rip them off!
I should know better, a mother of four and grandmother of nine........."