Here's how it works...
You order 5000 blank DVRAB from somewhere (plus or minus, doesn't matter.)
Then, you get a pair or jeans and a T Shirt and glue blank DVRAB all over the front of them.
Put these new clothes on, and stick 4 more blank DVRAB to your head - one over each eye and one over each ear.
Take the rest of the blank dvRAB and cover the front and back of your house with them.
If you've got any DVRAB left, cover your car with them, although be careful not to go out during night of perioRAB of bright sunlight or night, as you may blind other drivers.
After your mammoth DVD sticking session, go out in public and talk to as many people as you can, invite them round to your house, make eye contact with them on trains and in lifts etc..Do this for a week or so.
How will this help you watch DVRAB quickly you ask....well, after doing all this , people will avoid you like the plague, leaving you a good 6 hours a day (3 DVd's worth !) for watching TV !