List the stupidest things you have done in GTA4

Plowing down about 12 or so people in front of the theatre. A couple got up, stumbled a little, then died. By far the dumbest thing was I was speeding and then then it a tree, flew through the windshield and into another car and died. The detail is amazing.
 
I'm a really big fan of driving the firetruck at full speed going in the wrong direction. Makes for some hilarious crashes where people go flying out of their cars.

My favorite is to drive up behind a car and push him along into a cop car, then smash them both into buildings to flip them over. You gotta be real careful not to touch the cop car but as long as you're using other cars to smash the cops they don't suspect any foul play even though they are flying through the air.
 
I've only got about 3 hours of gameplay in due to other obligations :sad2

So far my best picard.jpg moment was trying to park Ace venture style at Faustin's house (or is it Mikhail's house) at the end of the street by the shore. I swung the car into a perfect 180 but somehow i managed to sling it through the narrow gap in the guardrails by the cliff and flew off the cliff in reverse into the drink
 
I nabbed a garbage truck and just started running shit over. I hit a hot dog start and the fucker exploded instantly and threw the garbage truck a block away.
 
I wanted to try out a bike for the first time.... so I finally saw a guy on one up ahead at an intersection. He was about to roll out so I shot him in the head, only to realize there was a cruiser right behind me and a guy walking the beat. I got pinched.
 
I assume every here has banged a hooker (preferably in a convertible, in public), then shot her in the head and taken your money back?

Also, if you haven't go to the strip club and get a lapdance. Keep re-upping on the lapdance until the third round. It's... interesting.
 
I got obliterated and started getting chased by a cop, i was on an NRG900 with little jacob, i start shooting at the cops and they fall off a little. I get barely outside the radius and see that there is a roadblock to the left so i try to run it only to find out 2 seconds after losing the cops that it was actually the separation from the 3rd island. Well i faceplant into the the roadblock fly across it and onto the sidewalk right in front of 6 cop cars who proceed to light me the fuck up.
 
2 things really.


take LJ anywhere in a car and watch the smoke from the weed come out of the sides of the car.

and power brake any car that has power until the tires blow out. Also works for the motorcycles too.
 
Did donuts with an Aston Martin (super gt?) in the bowling alley then lit it on fire. The bowling alley filled with smoke.

I was flying online with someone and I wasn't paying attention and flew head on into him. His rotors knocked my tail section off and I flew around spinning out of control for 15 minutes trying to get back to the heli tour place. I nearly made it.
 
I got fucking shit faced with Roman one night. Niko was fucking walking fucking backwards when I was trying to walk forward. Then he ran into a mailbox and fell down. He laid there for like 5 seconds talking about how drunk Roman was. Then I said fuck it, got in my Porsche. Drove COMPLETELY wild for like 30 seconds because I couldn't drive straight AT ALL...police tried to pull me over!!!!!

So I pulled over before they got up to me, tried to run, but all I was doing was stumbling everywhere. After about 2 minutes of the cops saying, "Stop! We have you surrounded!" they finally switched to 2 stars and started shooting at me! When they finally clipped me in the shoulder, Niko sobered up quick as fuck and I was finally able to actually run around the block back to my Porsche and pick up Roman (he was sitting on the curb by the car the whole time) and it took me at LEAST 10 minutes to get the police to stop chasing me.

Where did I go after that? The strip joint!
 
Got drunk and hopped on a bike with Roman on the back. Made it about 20 feet before Roman was on the hood of a semi and I was face down on the road. I stood around forever wondering what was going to happen to Roman but I guess they took him to the hospital.
 
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