Brilliant response. Thank you for taking the time out to reply. I meant no ill, you just came across to me as someone completely missing the point.
Firstly, i didn't mean "good god" to come across as any kind of compliment, it was simply just good old fashioned shock and awe. Perhaps you missed the point?
Secondly, yes, you are older than me. Not by a great deal, i am by no means a spring chicken myself. I too grew up on action films, such as Die Hard, Indy, Predator, Commando....the classics. I too know the scene you describe in the western. At the same time, being a lover of film, i've seen many of the lesser known action films from the far east, such as A Better Tomorrow, The Killer, Hard Boiled (all John Woo). The mid-air reload you so despise, in fact that whole scene; where she takes on all the guys down the hallway, is a homage to many classic scenes from many classic gun play movies. I even posted back in this thread to get to the bottom of them all, still not quite there yet.
I feel sad for you that you find all Martial Arts films 'moronic'. To me that's like someone saying "I don't like chinese food". Really? A whole countries cuisine? Wheat from the chaff my friend.
Lets face it, Remains of the day is sh*t. I just thought The Care Bears movie would be something you could relax to as you sit in your old peoples home. But you'd probably fall asleep.
