It's more than a bad hair-day.

charitar

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A couple days ago I was told by my boss that I would have to write, memorize, and present a 10 minute speech which goes a long with a powerpoint (thankfully this was done for me) on the losses the restaurant has encountered (moneywise) and how they should be improved. So, I finished writing my speech, memorized it, and went to my dad's to mellow down. He saw that my hair was a lot on the long side and suggested that I go get a haircut. Now, I normally don't get haircuts but seeing as my dad holds a very promising career as an mechanical maintenance guy (don't remember the exact name) I took his advice and went to a hairdresser.

I wear glasses and I have to take them off while I'm getting a haircut so I can't really tell what's going on with my hair. So I get to the hairdresser with thick and ruly hair and take off my glasses. Getting the haircut, and I see that she may be cutting my hair a lil' short. But I thought to myself, must be a new style. It wasn't. She let me see my hair after she had "finished" and to my shock, it was thin, scattered, clumpy, and the top layer was completely removed. Horrified at what she might attempt to fix it, I payed and left. Now I'm dumbfounded as to what I'm going to do. Presentation is tomorrow and I don't have a wig.
 
Wal-Mart + $20 gets you a hair clippers... shave that mop off. Hell, while you're at it, shave your entire body. Eyebrows, eyelashes, nose hair, the whole bit.
 
Cut it real short and put red spikey stuffs in it.

Might raise some interesting questions about your sexuality, but meh! Those are always fun.
 
They won't sympathize. If they are anything like everyone I know they will be laughing the entire presentation, the only thing you could do is wear some crazy ass clothes to draw attention from your head.
 
Okay if there is nothing you can do to make it look better, go along to work, see if anyone says anything, if they do make a light joke about it, laugh it off. It will put people at ease as well as yourself, also look on the bright side, maybe your hair will take the focus off your speech lol.

Relax we've all been there.
 
Shave it off and incorporate it into your speech. The new "no hair in your food" campaign. Threaten the other employees with shaving their heads if profits do not grow.
 
Went alright cept for the nonstop laughter when as I turned to face the crowd on the podium.... It was actually postponed till the next day because I couldn't give it w/o interruptions. Now I'm bald....



Well maybe if you'd gotten me that digi cam like I asked....
 
Not sure why you paid. Still not sure why you didn't let someone else fix it. And usually guys hit up a barber. :p Least my ex did. They never messed up his hair.
 
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