The father-in-law of my friend's new wife came to my door this afternoon, with a bill for some dry cleaning. He also thumped me on the nose.
Why would he do such a thing? I hear you ask. Well, at the wedding on Saturday, some chums from the Raffles Club and I threw two buckets of lukewarm custard on the bride and groom as they exited the church. It didn't go down well, and when I sprayed 'Piggy and Horse-face' on the wedding car, this seemed to make the tensions worse.
Should I be held responsible for some innocent japery?