Instrument Pole: I have decided that I should become more cultured. What type of...

[cel's giant Easter beaver]

...instrument should I learn? I would like to become a more refined lady, and I thought an instrument would be a good place to start.

 

[trishwalker33]

piano...and guitar

 

[Valkyrie™]

tambourine--you just cant go wrong

 

[cannot_remember_chit]

barking like a dog.

 

[♥ ♥]

<3 Piano!!

 

[Beluga Sandwich Eater]

CHOOSE THE BALOOGA SANDWICH EATER INSTRUEMNT, JUST SQUEEZE MY BELLY AND ILL VOMIT LAST NIGHTS DINNER!!

 

[betty]

LOL!

Can't wait to see the answers.....and I will suggest a cello. Nice and big, right between the legs. It vibrates a little, too.

 

[Marianne not Ginger™]

Either one that you can blow really hard.... or one whose keys you can tickle. Sounds like fun.

 

[sweet oly]

blow on my trouser horn and i'll hum you a tune. make sure you purse your lips. play a long song too. oly out

 

[KT16]

Piano's gorgeous and so classy. I also think violin and flute are very lovely instruments.

 

[Insert Clever Name Here]

Play the drums, a true lady knows how to "hit that"

 

[I need more Cowbell!®]

My mother wanted me to learn to play something, I chose the radio.

 

[Ta-da it's Karen]

The Skin Flute????

or

The Rusty Trombone???

 

[robrobiii]

skin flute?

 

[j.t.]

you should talk less about farting

 

[≤ Flattery Operated ©]

Well since I already have dibbs on MY cowbell. You can grab a skin flute.

 

[Mom loves me best]

For the likes of you: a tooth file.

 

[The Joker]

Fiddle

: )

 

[k!DD MyKii Team Red Bull]

The Trombone - er

 

[coffee!!!]

THE CELLO!!!! but not for Betty's reason. it has an absolutely beautiful sound. not too high like the violin and not obnoxious like wind and brass instruments. plus, you can breathe freely!