I'm a Bonehead

Bruce, you're having a run of bad luck because you've stolen my avatar... Crime does not pay my friend...

-j

PS- sorry for your troubles... (which you brought upon yourself by thievery)
 
Man that is the suck. Sorry 'bout your loss. Don't mind those aussies, they are just cranky 'cause they are stuck surfing the forums when we are all snuggled in bed with hot women.....whom still have all their teeth
 
WOW, what a buffoon!!! Here's mine: Locked myself out of the house at midnight. Pushed through the rear door of the garage which was blocked by a garden tractor. Garden tractor pushed against the rear wheel of my 98 916. Self retracting sidestand did it's job and 916 fell onto 01 Gixxer 1K, knocking it over into garage wall. Obviously beserk, I stormed into garage stepping into a large pan of antifreeze and slipping, tracking it all over the garage to get to the light switch.
Broken clutch lever on Duc and tiny marks on both bikes. Extremely lucky!!
 
Want to talk about being a bonehead, I actually got married a second time!!! Yes dear I'll be right there, sorry I gotta go.
 
Sorry Elton.....but I'm feeling pretty lucky right now. Best wife on the planet....R is tucked nicely into the best man garage ever sitting right next to a couple amazing man toys....In Laguna celbrating my 25th anniversary. I'm the luckiest man alive.

Now, if I could only get my wife to realize that she likes women as much as I do......

Oh, and just to appear a bit more human....there was that time that I left my '01 Mille R Corser bike idle-ing in the driveway. Went inside to retrieve my gloves only to hear it hit high idle. Doh! That enrichener really did it's job. Vibrated down a little hill.....picked up steam and landed in the rock garden. The guys building my man garage thought it was hysterical.
 
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