WOW, what a buffoon!!! Here's mine: Locked myself out of the house at midnight. Pushed through the rear door of the garage which was blocked by a garden tractor. Garden tractor pushed against the rear wheel of my 98 916. Self retracting sidestand did it's job and 916 fell onto 01 Gixxer 1K, knocking it over into garage wall. Obviously beserk, I stormed into garage stepping into a large pan of antifreeze and slipping, tracking it all over the garage to get to the light switch.
Broken clutch lever on Duc and tiny marks on both bikes. Extremely lucky!!