Grandma, he's kicking the slats out of his box right now, after what those rats in Chicago have done to his state.
Blagojevich, Durbin and Daley (ALL Democrats too, I might add) have made this state (Illinois, Land of Lincoln) the laughing stock of the WORLD.
I'm embarrassed to say that I live in Illinois.
He'd probably say something like "GET A ROPE" !!
FYI , SPRINGFIELD, IL. is the capitol of Illinois, NOT Chicago.(Springfield to Chicago is approximately 200 miles) but all of the states executive business affairs are conducted in Chicago, where the crooks are.
Edit> uh, ohh, Samantha, I think your out of line with that one, and I bet your gonna get a lot of "THUMB DOWNS" (which you SO deserve.)