I have a few things to clear up

there is nothing anyone can say to this person. he will always come up with a reason why he cant do something. its pointless. he cant walk cuzza 60 degree hills, or hes athsmatic, or theres nothing to do... WAH WAH. talk and talk but he will always find a reason or excuse for not doing anything!! i really hate people like that.
 
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Are you dyslexic, or do you not understand that Dix Hills is almost completely residential with surrounding towns with stores?

Dix Hills, however, IS FUCKING HUGE. Go to www.mapquest.com to see what I'm talking about.



Clearly it was a juicy platter of April Fools Day goodness I know little about.



Is retardfest '06 coming early? FORUM: LIFE SUCKS.

I post new threads in here less than almost anybody else. They make a pill for that, you know!

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ARGH! WHY DID I HAVE TO GOOGLE THAT SHIT?!

Didn't you post another thing like that in December? I still have that "story" saved to my hard disk if you want it.
 
Oh for Christ's sake.... Zoso was right. There's not talking to you... you just need a reason to bitch.

So the reasons you can't go outside now include:
1. Hills
2. Asthma
3. The gas station is 3 miles away
4. The place where you live might be bigger than a postage stamp

I'm sure I missed a few but there's just one thing I need to say to ALL of those reasons: :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:

If it's so big that means there is stuff to do. Simply put, a large town has many people. Many people will find something worth doing. And before you go off about how they're all cockheads or something don't. You're the cockhead for not even fucking trying.

And don't pull the "it's too big" card. Growing up my back door opened to 4,000 square miles of desert, hills and mountains. Now that's a long fucking walk to the gas station.

No, it's time you nut up and face the truth: You just want to bitch about stuff. You don't WANT your life to change. You don't WANT to be happy and or healthy. You just want to bitch. It's ok to want to bitch... you just need to admit it is all.
 
Hey stager, no wonder you have such bad asthma you are going about gettting sexed all the wrong way. I can see when you like something you dive right in though.

Get a book, talk to your health teacher.
 
Yes because it puts life in perspective. I cant even read through one page of that without crying. Everyone should read it. It should be read in schools.



Unless you have been really ill all week and hardly able to get out of bed except to puke, as in my case.
 
I've almost been like that...Random Hershey Squirts, with fatigue a la mode, and sleep dept a la carte.

Janglenut - I didn't post pictures of my man jugs ;).
 
i feel fine about myself. yur the one who is a lazy asswipe and feels that there is just no way it could ever be your fault. u need to get a life and realize that its not the rest of the worlds fault when ur life sux, no matter how u try to justify it. i could care less that u are a "senior member." still doesnt change the fact that u are worthless. and btw, im not flaming, i am stating facts... if this was bait and tackle i would be flaming u and u would know it.
 
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