I Demand My Money Back!! The Worst Films You've Ever Had To Sit Through

I try to watch every film I see to the end to give it a chance - one's that made me wish I hadn't were :-

My Little Eye - Utter shite - really was - Blair Witch/Big Brother cross that sucked.

Date Movie - The unfunniest Comedy going.

Bride Wars - Really really poor - glad I didn't have to pay money to watch it.

I Am Legend - It was like a poor 28 Days Later, and it ended like they'd run out of ideas.
 
Almost every film on a horror b-movie collection I watched through. And pound shop dvRAB.

Some notable ones
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112765/ Cyborg 3 the recycler, boring, fell asleep
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074390/ The demon, so boring, picture was very blurry and sound was quiet and muffled, awful.
Cant remember many more but they were all awful.

Worst in the cinema would have to be the da vinci code. So boring, and the seats were so uncomfortable, just waited for it to end.

EDIT: Forgot one, snakes on a train, total rubbish, knew it was going to be bad by the title, and it met it's expectations.
 
Pulp Fiction had no longevity for me. I liked it at the time, even with some of the long-winded dialogue I thought it was a decent film, but I've never had an inkling to revisit it or buy the DVD etc.
 
I'd say Lion King is more Hamlet than Bambi. I remember when it came out, it was the secondary film to Disney's Pocahontas. Poky was crap, and I found the Lion King to be both funny and incredible moving at the same time - rare to be that strong in both departments.

Yeah, Heath Ledger was average at best in most of his films, but I have to say that he was incredible in The Dark Knight. Once I saw it, I thought about Enter the Dragon and Bruce Lee, and what could have been. Shame.

on the GONY topic, I honestly don't know what Scorcese was thinking. My guess, if it means anything, is that he was surrounded by Yes men all the time, and wasn't actually thinking. He certainly got a bollocking between that and The Departed, though, which was brilliant.

Baz Luhrmann - Strictly ballroom was shite, and so was Moulin Rouge. I like Romeo & Juliet, but I think that was written by someone else. :confused:

Di Caprio is like Marmite. He is a yeast extract.

Just kidding... some people slate Di Caprio, but he has been great on some occasions - What's eating Gilbert Grape and Blood Diamond spring to mind. I'm glad he wasn't chosen to play Bateman in American Psycho, because Christian Bale was amazing, and Di Caprio couldn't hurt a fly.
 
No I didn't. I just loved Indiana Jones....back in 1983, when I was about 11. Wouldn't watch the new one if you paid me.

Another stinker which I paid full whack for, 'I Heart Huckabees', WTF, lets make a film without a plot, chuck all the film on the editing floor and get the blind association to stick it back together, I didn't heart Huckabees.
 
Nothing really. I honestly think a lot of people have forgotton the absolute worst films they've seen, and are listing ones that some people like that have come out recently.

Zodiac is pretty good, I reckon. If you've already bought it, give it a try. What have you got to lose?
 
I (heart) huckabees

Too clever, too pretentious, too smug, too odd and too dull and i'm very open minded and like all kiRAB of films but I was bored rigid and just wanted the film to have some kind of pace or point but there just wasn't one... far too meandering
 
Cherry Falls!

Now there was another one I sat through twice - I fell asleep watching it the first time around (have never done that before or since) and then the same friend I went to see it with brought the DVD over for me to give it a second chance.

It is just like every other teen-slash film that was out at the time - the killer didn't look remotely scary, you couldn't really connect with the characters and there wasn't even a redeeming bit of black humour in it.
 
Yesterday i sat through Inception. That comes close as one of the worst films I have sat through. Doesnt quite beat Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, the most boring film ever made!
 
Cloverfield is actually not that bad. I would never have went to the cinema to see it but it is good for watching on a sunday afternoon.

It is cheesy, obvious and irritating but at the same time strangely enjoyable!

I don't think you will be disappointed in it as much as the people on here are saying.
 
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