I Demand My Money Back!! The Worst Films You've Ever Had To Sit Through

1. How am I supposed to know that they are similar to Disaster Movie if I've never seen or heard of them?

2. How am I supposed to know that they are spoof films if I've never heard of them or seen them?

3. What do you not get about the fundamental point that I don't know whether a film is rubbish or not until I've seen it?

4. Precisely.

5. I was only comparing Disaster Movie with 5 completely different films in exactly the same way that the previous person did. The whole point I was making is that it is not logical to say that "Films A, B, C, D and E were rubbish, therefore film X will also be rubbish" just as it is not logical to say that "Films A, B, C, D and E were excellent, therefore film X will also be excellent".
 
Ive said it before, Ill say it again....

Wes Anderson movies are absolute SHITE!!!

Pretentious, boring, not funny, unengaging... avoid like the plague!!!!:mad:
 
I've never sat through a bad film at the cinema. Usually have a pretty good idea about what i'm going to see.

Only time I didn't was seeing Blair Witch. Sure it was slated but I found it pretty atmospheric, never seen anything like it. The small backstreet independent cinema I was in probably added to the atmosphere.
 
N-n-n-n-nineteen! Nineteen! Hardcastle ringing in your ears when you made that point.

I didn't like Apocalypse Now simply because it was a very boring, and in many ways, a pointless film. I don't toosh its about anyone being on LSD when they filmed it, because it must be a complete lie. If they were on LSD, it would probably have been more entertaining to watch.

The Redux reforged the boundaries of boredom.
 
Really,as I remember that film a surprisingly decent follow up but it's been long time since it was on.
Although I remember the third being a real by the numbers slasher,obviously cashing in on the success of Jason Vorhees and Freddy Krueger at the time.
 
The Flintstones - I had forgotten all about this atrocity until I had the misfortune to stumble across it on TV this Chrimbo. It makes it all the worse for me because as a child my father adored the animated series and I paid out good money to treat him and my mother to see the film on the night it opened.....after it was over and done with we never spoke about it again.:(:(
 
I'm still bitter that I paid to see this in the cinema and will never get those couple of hours back.

It still remains one of the worst films I've ever seen!
 
I'm soooooo glad you got the joke. :)

Bunking with Scully, as opposed to just bonking her. When are they ever gonna do the wild mambo? :confused:

Seems a bit daft, the sound editor putting in the sound of a toilet flushing every few minutes. What the hell was the guy on? :cool:
 
saw Diary of the Dead at the weekend, wanted to turn it off, mate wanted to see the end, we both agreed about how *bad* it was :o

turned off both Talented Mr Ripley and 21 Grams not long into the film, just did not like them one bit :o. Also the Sean Penn directed one, the name of which I forget - waste of time :-/

Star Wars Phantom Menace; enough said ;)

Titanic. figured I had to watch it at some point, got bored and kept switching to see if there was anything on normal channels throughout the film :o

Dumb and Dumberer and 2001: A space odessey also qualify for time I want back :p
 
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