I've smuggled Cuban cigars in from Cancun, Mexico.
Also, in the two (or so) years following high school, I smuggled thousands of pills across the border. Valium, Vicodin, Rohypnols, Soma, etc.
Though my latter day crimes are far less severe. These days I smuggle liquids on the plane so I don't have to throw them away. Don Julio is is pricey over here. :whistling