SO.
I have this friend. (Yes, friend, mk.)
He's pretty much the most awesome guy I've ever met.
He's been there for me whenever something fucked up in my life.
I've been talking to him for a year and I love this dude like. I don't know? Like my brother that I wouldn't mind having an incestuous relationship with [if I was legal.]!
...k anyway.
So this dude is 23 and I'm well. Not. Let's not get into my age. k13stfu!
And so one day I was like OMFG I'M GOING TO SEND YOU BOXERS HAHAHFDS.
So my friend had bought me these Superman boxers [That said "MAN OF STEEL" on the back. woo.] for my birthday but didn't give them to me because she got me something else instead.
She gave me them to give to the dude because I was talking to her about it.
I wrote stuff all over them like "Molly was here" and stuff. Just like pretty...not normal stuff because I'm retarded?
And I wrote him a letter.
I was all like "k I'm sending you them"
and he's like "k"
So I send them.
2 days later my sister is over and looks on the table.
"Who have you been mailing in Croatia?"
.......my heart pretty much dropped. I think my stomach came along for the ride too.
I freaked the HELL out. I grabbed the package, ran outside and ripped everything up and threw it in the garbage.
So I come upstairs and my dad is there and I'm like OH SHIT MOTHA NUCKA.
So he starts talking to me about it. And I start crying and freaking out more than I already was.
He makes me go get everything and so I go outside to get everything and I couldn't find the boxers. I guess he'd already opened the package because he knew I sent him them.
"Why are you sending underwear to this kid?"
Oh and then my sister chimes in "THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY MOLLY OMFG LOL I'MMA SPAZ OUT ON YOU BECAUSE I'M FAT OMFG OMFG OMFG!"
and so k.
so I can't find the boxers and my dad is like "you know where they are you're lying blah"
and so he's getting really pissed off and is all like "YOU'RE NEVER GOING ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN"
and I'm like "NO. WELL IF YOU DO THAT THEN DELETE MY ACCOUNT"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF WHAT I'LL FIND"
hey, I can't lie about that.
I have some pretty different conversations saved between me and my friends in My Documents.
So my mom comes home and my dad tells her everything.
Thankfully my mom wasn't as "DJFSAKLDJFSDLFKAS OMFG!"
She was like "Well how old is this boy?"
"...tw-twenty three ;_;"
"People that age can do stuff to you you know"
....and djfasd.
OH AND THEN MY SISTER IS LIKE THERE FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.
"MOLLY HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, YOU'VE LET A STRANGER INTO OUR HOUSE AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT. SOMEDAY HE'S JUST GOING TO COME TO THE DOOR AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE TAKEN AWAY. HOW COULD YOU OMFG OMFG "
okay, I understand they're like upset and everything but it just REALLY gets to me.
djfkasdf.
so then my mom tells me I can't go on the computer without them in the room.
my dad changed the password to my account on the computer and looked at all of my files.
and just.
I don't know.
It's so fucking annoying.
I just hate the fact that they looked at all my files.
I hate the fact that they messed up my MSN account wtf.
And I hate the fact that I can't talk to him like I used to anymore.
I mean, I used to talk to him every day all the time.
Now I can barely go on because I need my parents' permission and they have to log me on and omfg jdsaklfds.
AND THEY MADE MY ACCOUNT A LIMITED ACCOUNT WHICH REALLY FUCKING GETS TO ME. I CAN'T INSTALL ANYTHING THE FUCKERS. JDSAJFKJFKLSJREIJLZMCXZLCNAJLK;JFLAW.
and it really bugs me how my sister is all "OMFG THIS MAN IS GOING TO RAPE YOU."
NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
HE'S IN CROATIA.
I HAVE HIS IP.
THE GOD DAMNED CROAT IS IN CROATIA, K?
HE'S NOT GOING TO COME GET ME. THIS DUDE IS NORMAL.
I'M MORE OF THE EFFING PEDO THAN HE IS. HE'S NOT SEXUAL. HE'S NOT LIKE "OMFG GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND ADDRESS PLZ LOLOLOL"
HE'S NOT TRYING TO MEET ME
I STARTED TALKING TO HIM
I ALWAYS START THE CONVERSATIONS
I'VE BEEN TALKING TO HIM FOR A YEAR.
Generally, don't they come after a month? Or less?
fdjslkfasd.
"MOLLY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, PEOPLE DO THESE THINGS. HE'S BUILDING UP YOUR TRUST IN HIM SO HE CAN MANIPULATE YOU"
No, he's not.
No, Maggie, he really fucking isn't.
He gets laid anyway.
He has a girlfriend.
Rawr fdsak.
I don't know.
It's just so irritating. All of it. Especially my sister.
And I don't know jfdsakfsd.
And then recently I just break down and cry and start screaming.
Only when I'm home alone.
It's just so. fucking. annoying.
I hate this.
God fdsaklfjsdkfjewjrkzcmlsdafjsa.
oh, by the way, I considering putting this in the family section, but I didn't know if it would fit there.
I don't know.
I have this friend. (Yes, friend, mk.)
He's pretty much the most awesome guy I've ever met.
He's been there for me whenever something fucked up in my life.
I've been talking to him for a year and I love this dude like. I don't know? Like my brother that I wouldn't mind having an incestuous relationship with [if I was legal.]!
...k anyway.
So this dude is 23 and I'm well. Not. Let's not get into my age. k13stfu!
And so one day I was like OMFG I'M GOING TO SEND YOU BOXERS HAHAHFDS.
So my friend had bought me these Superman boxers [That said "MAN OF STEEL" on the back. woo.] for my birthday but didn't give them to me because she got me something else instead.
She gave me them to give to the dude because I was talking to her about it.
I wrote stuff all over them like "Molly was here" and stuff. Just like pretty...not normal stuff because I'm retarded?
And I wrote him a letter.
I was all like "k I'm sending you them"
and he's like "k"
So I send them.
2 days later my sister is over and looks on the table.
"Who have you been mailing in Croatia?"
.......my heart pretty much dropped. I think my stomach came along for the ride too.
I freaked the HELL out. I grabbed the package, ran outside and ripped everything up and threw it in the garbage.
So I come upstairs and my dad is there and I'm like OH SHIT MOTHA NUCKA.
So he starts talking to me about it. And I start crying and freaking out more than I already was.
He makes me go get everything and so I go outside to get everything and I couldn't find the boxers. I guess he'd already opened the package because he knew I sent him them.
"Why are you sending underwear to this kid?"
Oh and then my sister chimes in "THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY MOLLY OMFG LOL I'MMA SPAZ OUT ON YOU BECAUSE I'M FAT OMFG OMFG OMFG!"
and so k.
so I can't find the boxers and my dad is like "you know where they are you're lying blah"
and so he's getting really pissed off and is all like "YOU'RE NEVER GOING ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN"
and I'm like "NO. WELL IF YOU DO THAT THEN DELETE MY ACCOUNT"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF WHAT I'LL FIND"
hey, I can't lie about that.
I have some pretty different conversations saved between me and my friends in My Documents.
So my mom comes home and my dad tells her everything.
Thankfully my mom wasn't as "DJFSAKLDJFSDLFKAS OMFG!"
She was like "Well how old is this boy?"
"...tw-twenty three ;_;"
"People that age can do stuff to you you know"
....and djfasd.
OH AND THEN MY SISTER IS LIKE THERE FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.
"MOLLY HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, YOU'VE LET A STRANGER INTO OUR HOUSE AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT. SOMEDAY HE'S JUST GOING TO COME TO THE DOOR AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE TAKEN AWAY. HOW COULD YOU OMFG OMFG "
okay, I understand they're like upset and everything but it just REALLY gets to me.
djfkasdf.
so then my mom tells me I can't go on the computer without them in the room.
my dad changed the password to my account on the computer and looked at all of my files.
and just.
I don't know.
It's so fucking annoying.
I just hate the fact that they looked at all my files.
I hate the fact that they messed up my MSN account wtf.
And I hate the fact that I can't talk to him like I used to anymore.
I mean, I used to talk to him every day all the time.
Now I can barely go on because I need my parents' permission and they have to log me on and omfg jdsaklfds.
AND THEY MADE MY ACCOUNT A LIMITED ACCOUNT WHICH REALLY FUCKING GETS TO ME. I CAN'T INSTALL ANYTHING THE FUCKERS. JDSAJFKJFKLSJREIJLZMCXZLCNAJLK;JFLAW.
and it really bugs me how my sister is all "OMFG THIS MAN IS GOING TO RAPE YOU."
NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
HE'S IN CROATIA.
I HAVE HIS IP.
THE GOD DAMNED CROAT IS IN CROATIA, K?
HE'S NOT GOING TO COME GET ME. THIS DUDE IS NORMAL.
I'M MORE OF THE EFFING PEDO THAN HE IS. HE'S NOT SEXUAL. HE'S NOT LIKE "OMFG GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND ADDRESS PLZ LOLOLOL"
HE'S NOT TRYING TO MEET ME
I STARTED TALKING TO HIM
I ALWAYS START THE CONVERSATIONS
I'VE BEEN TALKING TO HIM FOR A YEAR.
Generally, don't they come after a month? Or less?
fdjslkfasd.
"MOLLY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, PEOPLE DO THESE THINGS. HE'S BUILDING UP YOUR TRUST IN HIM SO HE CAN MANIPULATE YOU"
No, he's not.
No, Maggie, he really fucking isn't.
He gets laid anyway.
He has a girlfriend.
Rawr fdsak.
I don't know.
It's just so irritating. All of it. Especially my sister.
And I don't know jfdsakfsd.
And then recently I just break down and cry and start screaming.
Only when I'm home alone.
It's just so. fucking. annoying.
I hate this.
God fdsaklfjsdkfjewjrkzcmlsdafjsa.
oh, by the way, I considering putting this in the family section, but I didn't know if it would fit there.
I don't know.
