Haha, next time, remind me not to talk to the 23 year old Croatian guy k.

Jenna4eva

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SO.

I have this friend. (Yes, friend, mk.)
He's pretty much the most awesome guy I've ever met.
He's been there for me whenever something fucked up in my life.
I've been talking to him for a year and I love this dude like. I don't know? Like my brother that I wouldn't mind having an incestuous relationship with [if I was legal.]!

...k anyway.

So this dude is 23 and I'm well. Not. Let's not get into my age. k13stfu!

And so one day I was like OMFG I'M GOING TO SEND YOU BOXERS HAHAHFDS.

So my friend had bought me these Superman boxers [That said "MAN OF STEEL" on the back. woo.] for my birthday but didn't give them to me because she got me something else instead.
She gave me them to give to the dude because I was talking to her about it.
I wrote stuff all over them like "Molly was here" and stuff. Just like pretty...not normal stuff because I'm retarded?
And I wrote him a letter.

I was all like "k I'm sending you them"
and he's like "k"
So I send them.
2 days later my sister is over and looks on the table.
"Who have you been mailing in Croatia?"
.......my heart pretty much dropped. I think my stomach came along for the ride too.
I freaked the HELL out. I grabbed the package, ran outside and ripped everything up and threw it in the garbage.
So I come upstairs and my dad is there and I'm like OH SHIT MOTHA NUCKA.
So he starts talking to me about it. And I start crying and freaking out more than I already was.
He makes me go get everything and so I go outside to get everything and I couldn't find the boxers. I guess he'd already opened the package because he knew I sent him them.
"Why are you sending underwear to this kid?"
Oh and then my sister chimes in "THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY MOLLY OMFG LOL I'MMA SPAZ OUT ON YOU BECAUSE I'M FAT OMFG OMFG OMFG!"
and so k.
so I can't find the boxers and my dad is like "you know where they are you're lying blah"
and so he's getting really pissed off and is all like "YOU'RE NEVER GOING ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN"
and I'm like "NO. WELL IF YOU DO THAT THEN DELETE MY ACCOUNT"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF WHAT I'LL FIND"
hey, I can't lie about that.
I have some pretty different conversations saved between me and my friends in My Documents.
So my mom comes home and my dad tells her everything.
Thankfully my mom wasn't as "DJFSAKLDJFSDLFKAS OMFG!"
She was like "Well how old is this boy?"
"...tw-twenty three ;_;"
"People that age can do stuff to you you know"
....and djfasd.
OH AND THEN MY SISTER IS LIKE THERE FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.
"MOLLY HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, YOU'VE LET A STRANGER INTO OUR HOUSE AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT. SOMEDAY HE'S JUST GOING TO COME TO THE DOOR AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE TAKEN AWAY. HOW COULD YOU OMFG OMFG "

okay, I understand they're like upset and everything but it just REALLY gets to me.
djfkasdf.
so then my mom tells me I can't go on the computer without them in the room.
my dad changed the password to my account on the computer and looked at all of my files.
and just.
I don't know.
It's so fucking annoying.
I just hate the fact that they looked at all my files.
I hate the fact that they messed up my MSN account wtf.
And I hate the fact that I can't talk to him like I used to anymore.
I mean, I used to talk to him every day all the time.
Now I can barely go on because I need my parents' permission and they have to log me on and omfg jdsaklfds.
AND THEY MADE MY ACCOUNT A LIMITED ACCOUNT WHICH REALLY FUCKING GETS TO ME. I CAN'T INSTALL ANYTHING THE FUCKERS. JDSAJFKJFKLSJREIJLZMCXZLCNAJLK;JFLAW.

and it really bugs me how my sister is all "OMFG THIS MAN IS GOING TO RAPE YOU."
NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
HE'S IN CROATIA.
I HAVE HIS IP.
THE GOD DAMNED CROAT IS IN CROATIA, K?
HE'S NOT GOING TO COME GET ME. THIS DUDE IS NORMAL.
I'M MORE OF THE EFFING PEDO THAN HE IS. HE'S NOT SEXUAL. HE'S NOT LIKE "OMFG GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND ADDRESS PLZ LOLOLOL"
HE'S NOT TRYING TO MEET ME
I STARTED TALKING TO HIM
I ALWAYS START THE CONVERSATIONS
I'VE BEEN TALKING TO HIM FOR A YEAR.
Generally, don't they come after a month? Or less?
fdjslkfasd.
"MOLLY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, PEOPLE DO THESE THINGS. HE'S BUILDING UP YOUR TRUST IN HIM SO HE CAN MANIPULATE YOU"
No, he's not.
No, Maggie, he really fucking isn't.

He gets laid anyway.

He has a girlfriend.



Rawr fdsak.

I don't know.
It's just so irritating. All of it. Especially my sister.
And I don't know jfdsakfsd.
And then recently I just break down and cry and start screaming.
Only when I'm home alone.
It's just so. fucking. annoying.
I hate this.
God fdsaklfjsdkfjewjrkzcmlsdafjsa.

oh, by the way, I considering putting this in the family section, but I didn't know if it would fit there.
I don't know.
 
That was quite an amusing style of storytelling. The guy's 23, you're obviously not. k13stfu Don't be stupid. You obviously already have a father figure in your life.
 
What makes you think you can trust what he says, hm?


Just because it's teh_internetz doesn't mean people are telling the truth. That's my problem with a lot of 12 and 13 yr old kids on MySlice. Just because someone posted a bulletin saying that if you do NOT repost this bulletin, a 2 year old dead kid with purple skin will kill you with a knife at xx:xx pm in your sleep doesn't mean it's going to happen. All it does is make you look stupid and gullible, which, unfortunately, a lot of you tend to be.
 
mk....:rolleyes:

Look---you are not legal. He is a GROWN MAN.

That makes him a child molestor in my eyes. You are what, 13? 14?

You should try to at least fucking be mature and not freak out because your parents are probably smarter than you.

And considering the rate of female underage abductions and forced whoredom that goes on in economically depressed countries LIKE CROATIA and others, you might want to think about giving this guy your address. Not to mention the fact that he very well could not be from croatia, and is just fucking with you so he can rape and murder you and leave your body in the yard for your parents to find.

Seriously.

WHY ISNT THERE AN IQ TEST FOR INTERNET USERS???

Oh, and if you were my teenage daughter talking to a 23 year old man I had never met, you would be fucking lucky if your fingers even worked to type out ignorant bullshit like this. Because I'd break them.

SO be glad you don't have a mother like me. And be glad you have parents that actually give a fuck about you. Because there are a lot of kids in this world that don't have parents who care, and they wind up living on the streets.


OH

and IP's don't mean jack fucking shit you little ignorant brat.
 
I can be from like, a bunch of differnet countries. As a matter of fact, I was recently shown to be banned from wtf.com because of my Saudia Arabia IP.


Too bad I live in the good ol USA!

IP=TEHTRUTE
 
Kwoted 4 da trute!

Seriously though, this chick needs to move. I happen to know who the 23 year old is that's she's talking about.

IT IS THE ZODIAC KILLER!
 
The situation didn't sound good to begin with....
I can't really say anything about this because I am dating someone about 5 years over my age. :thumbsdn: Ages suck-but try not to go at least 5 years over your own age.
 
Yes, but you are a mature person. You don't throw screaming hissy fits because people are trying to talk to you. You don't act like the world is against you because your parents think it is dangerous. And, as far as I know, you have not thrown a screaming hissy fit in the front yard throwing a bunch of shit all over the place, and then came to wtf.com to brag about it.

She is doing it to be cool.

You are doing it because you are already cool.
 
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