aw shit. i forgot to mention, you should not mix the aleve with the motrin. naproxen and ibuprofen are both NSAIDs (non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs) and don't play nicely.
like i said, try throwing a mixture of things that mix safely at it. if that doesn't work, i know a great company in india that will ship mild synthetic opiates (dextropropoxyphene, commonly known as darvocet). beware, though: things like that might do AMAZING work at killing all kinds of pain (and i do mean all), but they are addictive, you will build a tolerance easily, and you will feel euphoric and tired which can interfere with your functionality. in other words, i'm not actually suggesting it, unless you can manage to talk to your doctor about it (i don't see how, say, two or three days out of a month can get a person addicted) and get him/her to agree. work the sympathy angle if nothing else helps.
now, since i never read the beginning of this forum, i'll point out i am assuming from the topic you are talking about menstrual cramping. sorry i drone on so long, but sometimes i have trouble saying what i mean in less words. anyway, NSAIDs can cause stomach bleeding, aspirin burns every part of your digestive system (yes, from the throat down), and tylenol attacks your liver. essentially you're poisoning yourself in small doses any way you look at it.
have you thought about getting on birth control pills? loestrin does a wonderful job of regulating your cycle and almost invariably reduces cramps, irregularities, and ultra-heavy days.
for the headache, read more carefully about opiates. nothing has ever worked better for head pain, HOWEVER i would be ill-advised to recommend them to an asthmatic patient; they also cause respiratory depression (slowed breathing). combine that with the potential threat of asthma, and you have a recipe for disaster. are your headaches chronic? do they happen like daily at just about the same time? try to see if you can fix it more generally: diet / exercise / multivitamin supplements daily. it sounds kinda dumb, but caffeine binging can cause weird ass headaches that REALLY FUCKING SUCK... i mean, i could go on forever.
and to answer your question, no, i've never been a medical student. i have a weird quality about me that enables me to learn and retain things very completely, and i've always used it to make sure i KNOW about anything i eat/take/do/etc... so with medicine, i have spent a lot of time reading and learning.
anyway, good luck to you guys. pointless pain sucks.
~ dan ~