Great dialogue in film- quotes, monologues, catch phrases, etc...

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( Jeeper Creepers 2)

Coach Dwayne Barnes : What happened? What did you see?
Jake : What'd you see?
Coach Dwayne Barnes : Come on! Did you see something or not?
Jake : She flew away.
Buck: She what?
Jake: She flew away
Buck: What do you mean she flew away? People dont just fly the f**k away!
 
There are so many. But the first to come to my mind is from Pulp Fiction when Jewels repeats Ezkiel from the bible and he ends it with......"And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengenace upon thee."

There is another good one from the movie too, but it has too much foul language so I won't even bother typing it.

Also, from Princess Bride - "As you Wish."

Freddy VS Jason- "How sweet, dark meat."

Dawn of the Dead- "When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

Army of Darkness- "Gimme some sugar baby."
 
This is one of my faves: (I hope no one's already listed this one)

"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever." (The Replacements )
 
Kitty: He told me to forcibly insert the fear-love lifeline into my anus.

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants..."

Donnie Darko
 
Scary movie (wasss up)
Austin powers Dr.Evil (you Complete me i love u)
Happy Gilmore (your pretty sick chubs)
Ace Ventura (no spank you)
 
"I only came here to do two things: drink beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer." - Dazed and Confused
 
Hey everyone, I have a quick question...what movie is this quote from>>>>

"And they lived, it is to be assumed, happily, for sometime, ever after."

It is killing me! I can not figure it out. PLEASE HELP!
 
It's really no surprise, that news about the award, I mean. I got this list of AFI's top 100 films of all time (and stuck it up on my wall, actually
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) and there are just a hell lot of movies in it.
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My all-time favorite, though, was his role as the young Don Vito. I mean, he didn't really talk much there, but, damn.
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Was that powerful or what?!

Oh, yeah, I remember. One Pacino line I really liked was also in Godfather II, when he hugs Fredo and tells him that he knows that it was him... something like: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart, you broke my heart..."
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i just watched POTC and here are my fave things (could be spoilery, i dunno):

Jack: But, Why is the rum gone??


Will: You threatened Ms. Swann
Jack: Only a little


Barbosa: You better start believing in ghost tales Ms. Swann, you're in one.


Jack: Elisabeth, darling. It would have never have worked out with us. I'm sorry.


Officer: No civilians allowed on this deck.
Jack: I'm so sorry, i didn't realize, if I see one, I'll let you know.


Will: I'd die for her.
Jack: No worries then.
 
from national Lampoon christmas vaction :
Clark W. Griswold: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my a$$. Kiss his a$$. Kiss your a$$. Happy Chanukah.
 
The Boondock Staints courtroom scene...

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
 
Cruel Intentions

Sabastian: Nice to see you again Mrs. Caldwell!!!

Aunt Helen: Sabastian!
Sabastian: oh, f*** me. Aunt Helen!! I've miss you!

Cecile: Like a secret society..?
Kathryn: Exactly. F***ing idiot.

Mrs. Sugarman: Did I ever tell you about the time my late husband..
Sabastian: Yes, you already did Mrs. Sugarman.
Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, I did?
Sabastian: Right after we played Backgammon Mrs. Sugarman.
Mrs. Sugarman: oh, we played Backgammon?
Sabastian: Uh-huh. You beat me three times!
Mrs. Sugarman: I did?!
Sabastian: Yup, then I f***ed your daughter.
Mrs. Sugarman: Excuse me..?
Sabastian: I said would you care for a glass of water?
Mrs. Sugarman: No, thank you.

Sabastian: My, what an adorable shirt you're wearing.
Cecile: Thanks my father took me on a trip to Australia.
Sabastian: How are things down under? Blossiming I hope.

Mrs. Caldwell: For god's sake, keep your legs together, this isn't Jamaica.

Cecile: This doesn't taste like an iced tea.
Sabastian: It's from Long Island.

Sabastian: How is your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?
Kathryn: She suspects that your impetent father is diddling the maid.

Sabastian: Well, most people are sheep.

sorry.. I just watched that movie the other day and felt that this thread was lacking in Cruel Intentions quotes. haha!
 
Ah, there's too many great ones to have just one as my favorite so I'll just post one that popped in my head quickly. It's from Emma. (The Gwyneth Paltrow one.)

Mr. Knightly: Emma, you didn't ask me to contribute a riddle.

Emma: Your entire personality is a riddle, Mr. Knightly. I thought you overqualified.

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caddyshack - Al: Hey everybody, we're all gonna' get laid!!
CARL: I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.


pride and prejudice- "It has been many months now since I have considered her one of the handsomest women of my acquaintance." - Mr. Darcy

clue:
Mrs. Peacock: Is there a little ladies room in the hallway?
Maid: Oui Oui Madam
Mrs. Peacock: no, I just have to powder my nose....

Butler: "I was in the hall. I know because I was there."
lol what a great movie
 
Buddy: Now why did I do that?
Dave: Is this because I didn't spoon with you last night?

Buddy: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed.
Dave: That's why I'm proud to be an American...

Chuck: Here's my phone number.
[Dave reads it]
Dave: "I'm going to kill you bitch"??
Chuck: Oh sorry. That's a letter I'm writing to Geraldo Rivera.

[Anger Management]

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I love this thread. I'll try and control myself and not post every single quote that comes to mind.

A League of Their Own
Jimmy Dugan: There's no crying, there's no crying in baseball.

The Faculty
Casey: I don't think that a person should run unless he's being chased.

Breakfast Club
Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights.
Brian: You wear tights?
Andrew: No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.

Good Will Hunting
Sean: Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

Skylar: Men are shameless. If their not thinking with their weiner then they're thinking directly on it's behalf.

Matrix
Mouse: To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
 
One of my fave Devil Advocate quotes are:

Keanu: Are you Satan?
Pacino: Call me dad.

Keanu: ...but in the Bible we lose.
Pacino: Consider the source.

I'm paraphrasing, it's been a while since I've seen it.
 
Ms. Isabel - Those scenes are hilarious! Especially the whole exchange about Hess not sounding natural while cursing. :lmao: Oh, such a great touch.

Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix made an excellent duo. Not to mention that they're both such fine actors, working with wonderful material. :sigh: Whats not to love?



Oh good one. I haven't seen this movie in a while, but this is a nice scene. I also love the last few lines, especially about it being "the 24th day" and how everything is different now. Very powerful.
 
There are a ton from Empire Records that I absolutely love, but the greatest is:

"Who knows where thoughts come from...they just appear," - Lucas

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Once Upon A Time In Mexico: "You know that withholding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offense -- especially when that officer has paid handsomely for it and wouldn't think twice about ripping that patch off your eyehole and skull-f***ing you to death." ~ (Agent Sands)

Also, anything from POTC and The Princess Bride.
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