A Mighty Wind
Amber Cole: Thank God for the model trains, because if it wasn't for those they wouldn't have got the idea for the big trains.
Best in Show
Sherri Ann Cabot: We could just not talk or talk forever, and still find things to not talk about.
Buck Laughlin: Doctor, question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia -- a no-brainer, right? Cause this is where the Mayflower landed. Not so. It turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere down in the West Indies. Little known fact.
Annie Hall
Annie Hall: It's so clean out here!
Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.
Alvy Singer: Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.
Alvy Singer: What's with all these awards? They're always giving out awards! Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler!
Alvy Singer: There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
Manhattan
Isaac Davis: I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.
Mary Wilke: Well tell me, why did you get a divorce?
Isaac Davis: Why? I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
Mary Wilke: Really? God, that must have been really demoralizing.
Isaac Davis: Well, I dunno, I thought I took it rather well under the circumstances. I tried to run them both over with a car.
Yale: You are so self-righteous, you know. I mean we're just people. We're just human beings, you know? You think you're God.
Isaac Davis: I... I gotta model myself after someone.
Igby Goes Down
Sookie: What kind of name is 'Igby'?
Igby: The kind of name that someone named 'Sookie' is in no position to question.
Igby: Oliver is majoring in neo-fascism at Columbia.
Oliver: Economics.
Igby: Semantics.
Sookie: You call your mother "Mimi"?
Igby: "Heinous One" is a bit cumbersome.
Igby: It's ironic that the first time in my life that I feel remotely affectionate for her, is when she's dead.
Oliver: You beat up her corpse!
Igby: I know, but after that.
Mimi: You did figure out DH is your father, didn't you?
Igby: No.
Mimi: Well, I'm glad I told you, then.
