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~*GiggleGirl*~
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Clerks
Dante Hicks : I'm not supposed to be here today!!
Dante Hicks : I'm not supposed to be here today!!
Great dialogue in film- quotes, monologues, catch phrases, etc...
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galela
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once upon a time in mexico
"are you a mexican or a mexican't?!"
"are you a mexican or a mexican't?!"
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Ms. Isabel
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I love this movie, ROCKSTAR. Great quote. But the one that really gets to me is Graham's "There is no one looking out for us. We are all alone."
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~*Johanna*~
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These are my favorite funny ones.
A large one from Benny & Joon:
Sam: You don't like raisins?
Joon: Not really.
Sam: Why?
Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.
Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon: They scare me.
Sam: Yeah me too
Joon: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
Sam: It's a shame about raisins.
Joon: Cannibals.
Sam: Yeah. Do you like avocados?
Joon: They're a fruit you know.
"Inconcievable!" -that silly guy (name?) in The Princess Bride
"You smoke too much, Pip." -Merry in ROTK
[holds up lingere] "Preview of coming attraction." -Grace Kelly in Rear Window
"I hate girls who giggle all the time." -Audrey Hepburn in Sabrina
"I can't see, f**k mook! I have no eyes!" -Johnny Depp in Once Upon a Time in Mexico
A large one from Benny & Joon:
Sam: You don't like raisins?
Joon: Not really.
Sam: Why?
Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.
Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon: They scare me.
Sam: Yeah me too
Joon: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
Sam: It's a shame about raisins.
Joon: Cannibals.
Sam: Yeah. Do you like avocados?
Joon: They're a fruit you know.
"Inconcievable!" -that silly guy (name?) in The Princess Bride
"You smoke too much, Pip." -Merry in ROTK
[holds up lingere] "Preview of coming attraction." -Grace Kelly in Rear Window
"I hate girls who giggle all the time." -Audrey Hepburn in Sabrina
"I can't see, f**k mook! I have no eyes!" -Johnny Depp in Once Upon a Time in Mexico
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Mavericks
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OOOH Interesting thread! Mine has got to be from Billy Madison...
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
and from Billy MAdison again (love this film!)
Shampoo: Shampoo is betta. I go on first and clean the hair.
Conditioner: Conditioner is betta! I leave the hair silky and smooth.
Shampoo: Oh really fool?
Conditioner: Really! nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh!
Billy: Stop looking at me swan!
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
and from Billy MAdison again (love this film!)
Shampoo: Shampoo is betta. I go on first and clean the hair.
Conditioner: Conditioner is betta! I leave the hair silky and smooth.
Shampoo: Oh really fool?
Conditioner: Really! nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh!
Billy: Stop looking at me swan!
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Margarita Senorita
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Johnny Depp in Chocolat, "I'll come 'round some time and take the squeak out of your door."
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cherrios
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This always makes me laugh, he finds his man servant suffering from the cold and is unconscious I think.
Phileas Fogg: Passerpartout, if you shall die, I shall kill you!
Phileas Fogg: Passerpartout, if you shall die, I shall kill you!
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kat2005
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I have about a billion quotes I'd love to put on here, but...
10 Things I Hate About You:
Mr. Stratford: I'm down. I've got the 411. And you're not going out and getting jiggy with some guy, I don't care how dope his ride is.
The Odd Couple:
Felix: So it might rain on Friday.
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Oscar: It took me three hours to figure out that F.U. was Felix Unger!
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Oscar: You can't even be thrown out like a decent human being!
10 Things I Hate About You:
Mr. Stratford: I'm down. I've got the 411. And you're not going out and getting jiggy with some guy, I don't care how dope his ride is.
The Odd Couple:
Felix: So it might rain on Friday.
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Oscar: It took me three hours to figure out that F.U. was Felix Unger!
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Oscar: You can't even be thrown out like a decent human being!
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*Soccer Diva*
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I like these quotes
Without suffering there'd be no compassion-A walk to remember
How can you see places like this and still not believe?-A walk to remember
You've taught me that luv can suck. That feelings change, passions will fade,partners will come and go, but through it all one thing remains sacred:Friendship-Dawson's creek
We had more love then most people know in a lifetime-A walk to remember
"Never be afraid to sit awhile and think." - Lorraine Hansberry
She's the best person I've ever know-A walk to remember
If I kept you too close it's okay because I wanted to keep u longer-A walk to remember
"Love is like the wind you cant see it but you can feel it"~A Walk To Remember
~Love is always patient and kind, it is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It does not take offense, it is not resentful.~A Walk To Remember
the last one is my fav
Without suffering there'd be no compassion-A walk to remember
How can you see places like this and still not believe?-A walk to remember
You've taught me that luv can suck. That feelings change, passions will fade,partners will come and go, but through it all one thing remains sacred:Friendship-Dawson's creek
We had more love then most people know in a lifetime-A walk to remember
"Never be afraid to sit awhile and think." - Lorraine Hansberry
She's the best person I've ever know-A walk to remember
If I kept you too close it's okay because I wanted to keep u longer-A walk to remember
"Love is like the wind you cant see it but you can feel it"~A Walk To Remember
~Love is always patient and kind, it is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It does not take offense, it is not resentful.~A Walk To Remember
the last one is my fav
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Princess Bing
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Oho! You talkin' to me?
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shrrshrr
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"Hello - my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die."
You gotta stick with the classics.
You gotta stick with the classics.
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blueschild007
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posted by m&m fkan
lol. your right it is better
from the GOLDEN CHILD-
Chandler Jarrell: Ha! I got the knife! Now turn on the Goddamn lights!
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SPACEBALLS
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?... When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet:When.
Colonel Sandurz:Just now... We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then?
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz:I can't
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon!
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Technician: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Technician: We've identified their location!
Dark Helmet: Where?
Technician: It's the moon of Vega
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival
Dark Helmet: When?
Technician: Nineteen hundred hours, sir!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: WHO?!?!
[Face mask falls in front of face]
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Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a$$hole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major A$$hole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a$$hole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip A$$hole
Dark Helmet: How many a$$holes we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes
[Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing a$$holes!!
lol. your right it is better
from the GOLDEN CHILD-
Chandler Jarrell: Ha! I got the knife! Now turn on the Goddamn lights!
**********************************************************
SPACEBALLS
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?... When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet:When.
Colonel Sandurz:Just now... We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then?
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz:I can't
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon!
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Technician: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Technician: We've identified their location!
Dark Helmet: Where?
Technician: It's the moon of Vega
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival
Dark Helmet: When?
Technician: Nineteen hundred hours, sir!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: WHO?!?!
[Face mask falls in front of face]
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Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a$$hole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major A$$hole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a$$hole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip A$$hole
Dark Helmet: How many a$$holes we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes
[Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing a$$holes!!
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amusic20
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"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever." -- The Replacements
"My precious." -- LOTR 2/3
"Dad-dad-daddio." -- Back to the Future 1
"My precious." -- LOTR 2/3
"Dad-dad-daddio." -- Back to the Future 1
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Ms. Isabel
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Here's a beautiful one, from the promo of Cold Mountain - concerning Jude Law & Nicole Kidman's characters' relationship.
I just loved it, the moment I heard it: "You are all that keeps me from sliding into some dark place
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I just loved it, the moment I heard it: "You are all that keeps me from sliding into some dark place
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The Daywalker
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Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone after he kills Johnny Ringo "i'm afraid the strain was more than he could bare"
"say when"
"your so drunk, your probably seeing double"
-pulls second gun-
"well i've got 2 guns, one for each of ya"
Love that movie.
I love the Sir Sean Connery Untouchables quote from above.
The Rock
Cage - I'm Charlie Goodspeed!
Connery - Well of course you are.
Armageddon:
Rockhound:
Why do i like my job? the pays good, i get to travel and they let me use explosives.
so many more, i'm auch a movie quote whore.
"say when"
"your so drunk, your probably seeing double"
-pulls second gun-
"well i've got 2 guns, one for each of ya"
Love that movie.
I love the Sir Sean Connery Untouchables quote from above.
The Rock
Cage - I'm Charlie Goodspeed!
Connery - Well of course you are.
Armageddon:
Rockhound:
Why do i like my job? the pays good, i get to travel and they let me use explosives.
so many more, i'm auch a movie quote whore.
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Ryan Marcs
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Any line from Scarface
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spikefan777
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THE VILLAGE
Um i didnt memorize the qoutes but its the ones when Lucious and Ivy are sitting on her porch with their backs 2 the camera and he basically says that he loves her and will mary her.
Um i didnt memorize the qoutes but its the ones when Lucious and Ivy are sitting on her porch with their backs 2 the camera and he basically says that he loves her and will mary her.
Oh man, that "...but you know nothing about dying and you know about love" is a wonderful line. Not to mention the utter sexiness of Bana's accent while he is delivering such pretty words.
Hehe, I loved this one. Good movie, I tell ya. BTW, that The Replacements line is good. I have to say, I've never seen the movie, though.
cherrios Awesome! There's so many lines I love in The Boondock Saints.
princess8 That Summer School line is such a classic. I also love the line that goes something like, "Alcohol kills brain cells, you lose one more and you're a talking monkey." Heh.
Anji This is the part where I admit I've never seen Die Hard. *hides* Maybe I should just rent it and get it over with.
Insanitic You speak the truth, my friend. The Godfather is like Casablanca in that sense. Wall to wall full of great lines delivered by incredible actors.
Hehe, I loved this one. Good movie, I tell ya. BTW, that The Replacements line is good. I have to say, I've never seen the movie, though.
cherrios Awesome! There's so many lines I love in The Boondock Saints.
princess8 That Summer School line is such a classic. I also love the line that goes something like, "Alcohol kills brain cells, you lose one more and you're a talking monkey." Heh.
Anji This is the part where I admit I've never seen Die Hard. *hides* Maybe I should just rent it and get it over with.
Insanitic You speak the truth, my friend. The Godfather is like Casablanca in that sense. Wall to wall full of great lines delivered by incredible actors.
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100%_Tara_fan
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"I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide" - Gandalf The Two Towers