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greetvdm
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Legally Blonde
Paulette: My snap was all over the place
makes me crack up everytime
Paulette: My snap was all over the place
makes me crack up everytime
Great dialogue in film- quotes, monologues, catch phrases, etc...
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bowlnoodle
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Gotta be from Cannibal the Musical. I
that movie;
Bell: Trials and tribulations, that's what life's all about! Now are we gonna let this one little thing ruin our live!
Miners: Yes!
Bell: Oh come on now. We've gotta be strong don't we?
Miners: No!
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Packer: Hey do you guys think it's true that she's a trapper horse?
Bell: Ohhh, a horse is a horse.
Humphfrey: of course.
Packer: Of course I know...
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Humphfrey: Oh gosh, I never thought I'd be sleeping next to naked man on this trip.
Noon: Just do what I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman.
Miller: What?!
Noon: I'm just pretending that old Mr. Miller here is a nice tall blonde.
Miller: Aww. goddammit! I want another partner!
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Humphfrey: Are there anymore big rivers between here and Breckridge? -[imitating Packer] Oh no, just the Colorado.- The biggest ****ing river I've ever seen in my entire life he said dripping with water!!
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[The miners approach the Grand Canyon]
Packer: Come on we can just walk around it. It can't be that big.
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Humpfrey: Excuse me. I've been doing some thinking. Ummmm... just kind of looking at our situation here, and I've come to the conclusion that we are completely ****ed! Anybody else made that discovery?!
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Miller: Well haven't you heard of the Donner party?
Humphfrey: Yeah, the Donner party, they got stuck the California mountians.
Packer: They had to eat each other to survive.
[The miners look over at companions dead body]
Humphfrey: Well heck yeah! Why not?!
Bell: Wait a minute! You wouldn't even eat your shoes!
Humphfrey Well yeah, but you put your feet in your shoes.
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And my fav line from The Talented Mr. Ripley
Peter: Tom is crushing me....
Thats all
Bell: Trials and tribulations, that's what life's all about! Now are we gonna let this one little thing ruin our live!
Miners: Yes!
Bell: Oh come on now. We've gotta be strong don't we?
Miners: No!
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Packer: Hey do you guys think it's true that she's a trapper horse?
Bell: Ohhh, a horse is a horse.
Humphfrey: of course.
Packer: Of course I know...
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Humphfrey: Oh gosh, I never thought I'd be sleeping next to naked man on this trip.
Noon: Just do what I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman.
Miller: What?!
Noon: I'm just pretending that old Mr. Miller here is a nice tall blonde.
Miller: Aww. goddammit! I want another partner!
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Humphfrey: Are there anymore big rivers between here and Breckridge? -[imitating Packer] Oh no, just the Colorado.- The biggest ****ing river I've ever seen in my entire life he said dripping with water!!
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[The miners approach the Grand Canyon]
Packer: Come on we can just walk around it. It can't be that big.
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Humpfrey: Excuse me. I've been doing some thinking. Ummmm... just kind of looking at our situation here, and I've come to the conclusion that we are completely ****ed! Anybody else made that discovery?!
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Miller: Well haven't you heard of the Donner party?
Humphfrey: Yeah, the Donner party, they got stuck the California mountians.
Packer: They had to eat each other to survive.
[The miners look over at companions dead body]
Humphfrey: Well heck yeah! Why not?!
Bell: Wait a minute! You wouldn't even eat your shoes!
Humphfrey Well yeah, but you put your feet in your shoes.
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And my fav line from The Talented Mr. Ripley
Peter: Tom is crushing me....
One of the worst movies ever but Varsity Blues has a line that I never forget and better movies don't consider.
When James' character is all anxious about peforming in the big game the following night under the circumstances he will do it in:
(paraphrasing) -Don't worry about it. You'll win tomorrow and be a big hero.
-Heroes win. What if I lose?
That's a great line! And so true. You can't win 'em all. What if the one you lose is the only one that matters?
When James' character is all anxious about peforming in the big game the following night under the circumstances he will do it in:
(paraphrasing) -Don't worry about it. You'll win tomorrow and be a big hero.
-Heroes win. What if I lose?
That's a great line! And so true. You can't win 'em all. What if the one you lose is the only one that matters?
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everything|taboo
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RUSSELL: And you can tell Rolling Stone Magazine my last words were --- I'm on drugs!!
WILLIAM: I think we should work on those last words.
RUSSELL: Critic!!
WILLIAM: No, I'm not -
RUSSELL: Okay I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. This is better. Last words - I DIG MUSIC!!
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RUSSELL: I'm on drugs!!
A priceless quote from Almost Famous
WILLIAM: I think we should work on those last words.
RUSSELL: Critic!!
WILLIAM: No, I'm not -
RUSSELL: Okay I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. This is better. Last words - I DIG MUSIC!!
....................
RUSSELL: I'm on drugs!!
A priceless quote from Almost Famous
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Jetta Bug
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The Lord Of The Kings: The Return Of The King
Pippin: Is there any hope, Gandalf, for Frodo and Sam?
Gandalf: There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope.
**
Witch King: You fool. No man can kill me. Die.
Eowyn: I am no man.
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Gandalf: Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To bring him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise. And don't mention Frodo or the ring. And say nothing of Aragorn either. In fact, it's best if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took.
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Elrond: Put aside the Ranger, become who you were born to be.
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Gimli: I never thought I'd die side by side with an Elf.
Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
Gimli: Aye. I could do that.
**
Frodo: I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee... here, at the end of all things.
**
[Merry gives Pippin a tobacco pouch at their parting]
Pippin: The last of the Longbottom leaf?
Merry: I know you've run out. You smoke too much, Pip.
**
Sam: What're you doing? Sneaking around are you?
Gollum: Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat hobbit always so polite. Smeagol leads them to secret places that no one else can find, and they say sneak. Sneak? Oh very nice, friend, oh yes Precious, very nice.
Sam: Alright already. You just startled me is all. What were you doing?
Gollum: Sneaking...
**
Pippin: [Singing To Denethor] Home is behind the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread, through shadow, to the edge of night, till the stars are all alight. Mist and shadow, cloud and shade. All shall fade, all shall... fade.
**
[After Pippin finds Merry on the battlefield.]
Merry: I knew you'd find me.
**
Merry: Are you going to leave me?
Pippin: No, Merry. I'm going to take care of you.
**
Pippin: We will see each other again. Won't we?
Merry: I don't know, Pip. I don't know what is going to happen.
**
Arwen: From the ashes, a fire will be woken. A light from the darkness shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king.
Pippin: Is there any hope, Gandalf, for Frodo and Sam?
Gandalf: There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope.
**
Witch King: You fool. No man can kill me. Die.
Eowyn: I am no man.
**
Gandalf: Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To bring him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise. And don't mention Frodo or the ring. And say nothing of Aragorn either. In fact, it's best if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took.
**
Elrond: Put aside the Ranger, become who you were born to be.
**
Gimli: I never thought I'd die side by side with an Elf.
Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
Gimli: Aye. I could do that.
**
Frodo: I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee... here, at the end of all things.
**
[Merry gives Pippin a tobacco pouch at their parting]
Pippin: The last of the Longbottom leaf?
Merry: I know you've run out. You smoke too much, Pip.
**
Sam: What're you doing? Sneaking around are you?
Gollum: Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat hobbit always so polite. Smeagol leads them to secret places that no one else can find, and they say sneak. Sneak? Oh very nice, friend, oh yes Precious, very nice.
Sam: Alright already. You just startled me is all. What were you doing?
Gollum: Sneaking...
**
Pippin: [Singing To Denethor] Home is behind the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread, through shadow, to the edge of night, till the stars are all alight. Mist and shadow, cloud and shade. All shall fade, all shall... fade.
**
[After Pippin finds Merry on the battlefield.]
Merry: I knew you'd find me.
**
Merry: Are you going to leave me?
Pippin: No, Merry. I'm going to take care of you.
**
Pippin: We will see each other again. Won't we?
Merry: I don't know, Pip. I don't know what is going to happen.
**
Arwen: From the ashes, a fire will be woken. A light from the darkness shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king.
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Teriberri21
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I have too many, but one of my all time favorites is from ferris bueller's day off i'm not sure if i can quote it exactly but it goes something like
"cameron's so tense, if you stuck a piece of coal up his ass, in a week you'd have a diamond"
I was just cracking up over that
"cameron's so tense, if you stuck a piece of coal up his ass, in a week you'd have a diamond"
I was just cracking up over that
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Kibbles87
Guest
"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."
-Say Anything
-Say Anything
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23Ravens
Guest
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -Moulin Rouge
"That's the thing about hide-a-keys, it'd be nice if your wife'd tell you where it was!" -Sweet Home Alabama
-"What if a car comes?"
-"We die."
-The Notebook
"That's the thing about hide-a-keys, it'd be nice if your wife'd tell you where it was!" -Sweet Home Alabama
-"What if a car comes?"
-"We die."
-The Notebook
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Jetta Bug
Guest
[Legally Blonde]
[Elle]: And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
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[Elle]: Brooke exercised. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands.
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[Vivian]: Nice costume.
[Elle]: You too. Except that when I dress up as a frigid b!tch, I try to look a little less constipated.
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[Warner]: You got into Harvard Law?
[Elle]: What? Like, it's hard?
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[Sweet Home Alabama]
[Jake]: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?
[Melanie]: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
[Jake]: Are you sh!ttin' me?
[Melanie]: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "SH!TTING" you.
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[Bobby Ray]: You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl!
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[Melanie]: The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, all of it, and I never really got it back.
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[Melanie]: You're the first boy I kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.
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[Jake]: Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.
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[Jake]: Well, how about you say 'Hey there Jake, lookin' good! How's the family?'"
[Melanie]: You expect me to say that you look good? What, did they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly?
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[Jake]: What do you want to marry me for anyhow?
[Melanie]: So I can kiss you anytime I want...
Gotta love Reese Witherspoon movies!
Jetta
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[Elle]: And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
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[Elle]: Brooke exercised. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands.
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[Vivian]: Nice costume.
[Elle]: You too. Except that when I dress up as a frigid b!tch, I try to look a little less constipated.
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[Warner]: You got into Harvard Law?
[Elle]: What? Like, it's hard?
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[Sweet Home Alabama]
[Jake]: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?
[Melanie]: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
[Jake]: Are you sh!ttin' me?
[Melanie]: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "SH!TTING" you.
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[Bobby Ray]: You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl!
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[Melanie]: The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, all of it, and I never really got it back.
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[Melanie]: You're the first boy I kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.
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[Jake]: Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.
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[Jake]: Well, how about you say 'Hey there Jake, lookin' good! How's the family?'"
[Melanie]: You expect me to say that you look good? What, did they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly?
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[Jake]: What do you want to marry me for anyhow?
[Melanie]: So I can kiss you anytime I want...
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Crystaline
Guest
"Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not." - LOTR/TTT
"Behold the sword of Elendil." - LOTR/ROTK
"Get the drums, bitch." - Shooting Livien
"I was born ready mother*ucker." - Blade Trinity
"Go, web, go!" - Spider-Man
"Who the f**k you calling a spick you white piece of bread?" - Scarface
"Behold the sword of Elendil." - LOTR/ROTK
"Get the drums, bitch." - Shooting Livien
"I was born ready mother*ucker." - Blade Trinity
"Go, web, go!" - Spider-Man
"Who the f**k you calling a spick you white piece of bread?" - Scarface
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dixieland_dreamer
Guest
I could probably think of tons, but the one that immediately came to mind was Eowyn's "I am no man!" in Return of the King.
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HappySquared
Guest
Out of nowhere I just remembered my most fave monologue ever on a film.
Just sharing:
The Priest
Father Greg: Do something! Don't just hang there you smug, idle bastard! DO SOMETHING ! She's a 14-year old girl. You wouldn't see her suffer. You'd say, you'd say, "this girl is me. This girl is all-suffering humanity for this I came." You wouldn't give a damn about the Church and its rules and regulations. The secrecy of confession... how can that be good when it allows evil to thrive? You'd speak out! You'd speak out, I know You'd speak out!
Our Father in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy kingdom come,
thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses...
as we firgive those who trespass against us.
and lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil. Amen.
But you could speak out. You were the Son of God. For God's sake. You could make the rules. You were the Son of God. I'm not! I'm just a priest. I'm a... I'm a... tuppence, ha'penny priest... and I can't take on years of history. That would be pride, that would be arrogance. They'd, they'd crucify me.
Our Father in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy kingdom come,
thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses...
as we firgive those who trespass against us.
and lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil. Amen.
I look around for an example and I'm in the depths od despair. I look around for an example and all there is is You. But you perform miracles. You change water into wine. You raise the dead. You... you cure the sick. What kind of example is that? How could you possibly know despair? "Oh well. I'm feeling a bit low today. I think I'll raise somebody from the dead." How could you with that kind of power know what I'm going through right now?
These lines, that scene, the execution and the whole editing make me cry all the time.
Just sharing:
The Priest
Father Greg: Do something! Don't just hang there you smug, idle bastard! DO SOMETHING ! She's a 14-year old girl. You wouldn't see her suffer. You'd say, you'd say, "this girl is me. This girl is all-suffering humanity for this I came." You wouldn't give a damn about the Church and its rules and regulations. The secrecy of confession... how can that be good when it allows evil to thrive? You'd speak out! You'd speak out, I know You'd speak out!
Our Father in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy kingdom come,
thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses...
as we firgive those who trespass against us.
and lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil. Amen.
But you could speak out. You were the Son of God. For God's sake. You could make the rules. You were the Son of God. I'm not! I'm just a priest. I'm a... I'm a... tuppence, ha'penny priest... and I can't take on years of history. That would be pride, that would be arrogance. They'd, they'd crucify me.
Our Father in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy kingdom come,
thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses...
as we firgive those who trespass against us.
and lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil. Amen.
I look around for an example and I'm in the depths od despair. I look around for an example and all there is is You. But you perform miracles. You change water into wine. You raise the dead. You... you cure the sick. What kind of example is that? How could you possibly know despair? "Oh well. I'm feeling a bit low today. I think I'll raise somebody from the dead." How could you with that kind of power know what I'm going through right now?
These lines, that scene, the execution and the whole editing make me cry all the time.
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Cotton Candy
Guest
Nevermind.
Say Anything
Lloyd Dobler: One question: do you need someone or do you need me? -I don't care.
Diane Court: I need you.
Diane Court: Nobody thinks it will work, do they?
Lloyd Dobler: No. You just described every great success story
Lloyd Dobler: What I really want to do with my life - what I want to do for a living - is I want to be with your daughter. I'm good at it.
Lloyd Dobler: One question: do you need someone or do you need me? -I don't care.
Diane Court: I need you.
Diane Court: Nobody thinks it will work, do they?
Lloyd Dobler: No. You just described every great success story
Lloyd Dobler: What I really want to do with my life - what I want to do for a living - is I want to be with your daughter. I'm good at it.
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fatecreator
Guest
"I'll Be Back" -Terminator movies
"You're My Angel" -Walk to Remember
"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy."- Finding Nemo
"Are... are you my conscience?"
"Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How have you been?"
"Eh, can't complain." -Finding Nemo
"Mama always said, dying was a part of life." Forrest Gump
"Oh, Billy Billy boy. When are you gonna find what ever it is you're looking for?"
"Here's a nice piece of sh$t." -Billy Madison
"You're My Angel" -Walk to Remember
"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy."- Finding Nemo
"Are... are you my conscience?"
"Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How have you been?"
"Eh, can't complain." -Finding Nemo
"Mama always said, dying was a part of life." Forrest Gump
"Oh, Billy Billy boy. When are you gonna find what ever it is you're looking for?"
"Here's a nice piece of sh$t." -Billy Madison
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*Nora*
Guest
Sweet Home Alabama:
"why do you want to marry me?"
"so I can kiss you any time I want..."
"why do you want to marry me?"
"so I can kiss you any time I want..."
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Addicted Fan
Guest
Schindler's List
Stern: It's Hebrew from the Talmud. It says, 'Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.'
Casablanca
Renault: I've often speculated why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a Senator's wife? I like to think that you killed a man. It's the romantic in me.
Stern: It's Hebrew from the Talmud. It says, 'Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.'
Casablanca
Renault: I've often speculated why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a Senator's wife? I like to think that you killed a man. It's the romantic in me.
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The Daywalker
Guest
here's one from the deleted scenes from Blade 2
Whistler: Never under estimate the power of the pussy, one hair off that thing can drag a freight train up a 3 mile grade.
Chupa: Amen brother
Whistler: Never under estimate the power of the pussy, one hair off that thing can drag a freight train up a 3 mile grade.
Chupa: Amen brother
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mooke
Guest
Steel Magnolias Dolly Parton: Sammy's so confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.
A League Of Their Own Rosie O'Donnell: Let's make like a bread truck & haul buns ladies.
Pump Up The Volume Christian Slater: I say rise up from the caffeteria & stab them with your plastic folks.
The Way Of The Gun James Caan: 'Trust me' is the cry of a guilty soul.
How To Make An American Quilt Kate Nelligan: I think the hardest part about being a woman is having women friends.
The Long Kiss Goodnight Tom Amandes: First I'm proud to say that I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't swear. Oh shi.t, I do smoke and drink!
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A League Of Their Own Rosie O'Donnell: Let's make like a bread truck & haul buns ladies.
Pump Up The Volume Christian Slater: I say rise up from the caffeteria & stab them with your plastic folks.
The Way Of The Gun James Caan: 'Trust me' is the cry of a guilty soul.
How To Make An American Quilt Kate Nelligan: I think the hardest part about being a woman is having women friends.
The Long Kiss Goodnight Tom Amandes: First I'm proud to say that I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't swear. Oh shi.t, I do smoke and drink!
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