Great dialogue in film- quotes, monologues, catch phrases, etc...

  • Thread starter Thread starter northernstarchik
  • Start date Start date
~ About A Boy ~

Christine: You will end up childless and alone.
Will: Well, fingers crossed, yeah.

*********

Will: It was terrible! Terrible! But driving really fast behind the ambulance was fantastic!

~ Nurse Betty ~

Wesley: I saw your TV movie. It sucked! Hasselhoff blew you off the screen!

[ 07-07-2003: Message edited Louisiana ]
 
Clerks:

Randal: "People say weird sh*t during sex. This one time i called a girl mom." :lol:

"I`m a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since i rule."
 
Favourite movie quotes:

They can't evict you on Christmas! Then you'd be ho-ho-homeless! (GO)

But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to ****in' amuse you? (Goodfellas)

As I was going up the stairs / I met a man who wasn't there. / He wasn't there again today / I wish, I wish he'd go away (Identity)

"What's a Nubian?"
"Shut the **** up!" (Chasing Amy)

This is all going to end badly (Chasing Amy - not spectacular...but I say it ALL the time....so, its still a fave)

I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your ****ing whore. (Chasing Amy)

The speech in the rain that Holden gives Alyssa before they kiss...is also a fave.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
(Mallrats)

How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.

Old McDonald had a farm, ee-aye, ee-aye, oh. And on this farm he shot some guys. Ba-da-bip, ba-da-bing, bang-boom.

I just can't believe we're going to walk into certain death!

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

(The Usual Suspects)

Probably tons more....I'll put more up later
biggrin.gif


Grace
 
Its a bit long, but this quote has be one of my all-time favorites. :sigh: Holden says to Alyssa in the movie "Chasing Amy".

"I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know... I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this :censored: planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of."
 
I have a whole bunch of them, but I'll only post a couple
smile.gif


Catch Me If You Can

"You would like me to loosen up. Okay, I'll tell a joke. Would you like me to tell a joke? Okay. Knock, knock."
"Whose there?"
"Go f*ck yourselves."

"Are you a Lutheran?"
"Yes, yes I am."
"Would you mind saying grace?" ((there's a long pause)) "Unless, of course, you're uncomfortable."
"Oh, no. I'll say it." ((another pause)) "Two mice fell in a bucket of cream, the first mouse struggled, gave up, and drowned. The second mouse refused to give up, and eventually he turned that cream into butter. Amen."
"Oh how lovely! That mouse turned that cream into butter!"
"Yes, yes he did."

Forrest Gump

"Now, I don't know much about anything, but I'd say that some of America's finest young men fought in this war. There was Austin, from Dallas. And there was Cleaveland, he was from Detroit. And Tex... well, I'm not quite sure where Tex comes from."

"My name is Benjamin Buford Blue, but my friends call me Bubba."
"My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. My friends call me Forrest Gump."

"Momma always said that stupid is as stupid does."

"My momma always used to say that life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"There's only one good thing about being shot in the buttocks, and that's the ice cream. They give you all the ice cream you can eat."

Hee hee, I
love.gif
Forrest Gump, I could probably quote the whole thing
lol.gif


A Walk to Remember

"Would it kill you to try?"
"Yep, and I'm too young to die."

"There's too much bad sh!t in this world."
"Without suffering there'd be no compassion."
"Oh yeah? Well tell that to those who suffer."

"It's like the wind, I can't see it, but I can feel it."
"I might kiss you now."
"I might be bad at it."
"That's not possible."

"You're the Jedi master of bullsh!t."

"Her love, is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it."

Clueless

"Oh my gosh, old people are so cute!"

"I don't mean to be a downer to my generation and all, but what is with teenage boys? They roll out of bed every morning, put on a wrinkled shirt and a pair of jeans, put a hat over their greasy hair, and we're supposed to swoon? As if!"

"My plastic surgeon said that I'm not supposed to participate in any activities where balls fly at my nose."
"Well there goes your social life."

"You're a virgin that can't drive."
"That was really harsh."

"Cher, what the hell is this?"
"My report card, Daddy."
"Is this the same quarter?"
"Yeah."
"You mean that you're telling me you argued your way from a C to an A?"
"Uh-huh."
"Cher, I am so proud of you!"

"I object! When were these alleged tarty's?"
"One was last Monday!"
"Oh, I was surfing the crimson wave, I had to haul ass to the ladies."
"I'm assuming that you're talking about female problems and I'll let that one slide."

I have a whole bunch of other fave quotes... but I think I'll post those later
lol.gif


[ 05-18-2003: Message edited AlienK ]
 
i got more

Fridayafternext: "you know it's not yo booty it's yo beauty" more i just can't think
 
That's a really amazing one! There's also the "I'm not wasting one more minute on prayer." It just makes the final 15 minutes all the more amazing. It's chilling.

I've watched Signs countless times and it easily one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time. The dialogue drives me nuts! It's so great.

I actually think Signs is a perfect movie and the best of M. Night's films. The script is amazing, the acting, the shots are all so incredibly awesome and well designed. The color palette, oh man, the friggin score! I want to watch it again NOW. :lol:
 
"You complete me" JERRY MAGUIRE.
all the phrase from the old guy in JERRY MAGUIRE like "Roll with the punches" or, "... but i have my friends, i have my family and i wish you the same class of sucess" sounds so amazing.

"What is a life without the searching for a dream"
"Is this a dream(she)/ definetely (he)"
VANILLA SKY.

"...All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us"
LORD OF THE RINGS (and so many more from that movie!)
 
Harry potter- Why couldent it be follow the butterflies?

Spykids 1- Oh ****...tacie mushrooms.

Spykids 3D- Juni- She's my girl frrr... she's my friend. Demetra- I'm his girlfriend.

Final destenation 2- Theres going to be a big pile up!!!


Deme
 
Scream

Gale: Jesus, get the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name's not Jesus.

**

Sidney: Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive.

**

Stu: Did you really call the cops?
Sidney: You bet your sorry a$$ I did.
Stu: My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!

**

love.gif
Jetta
 
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

It's only after we've lost everything that we are free to do anything.

- Fight Club
 
(The Graduate)
Ben Bradock: Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
Mrs. Robinson: Would you like me to seduce you?
Ben Bradock: Oh my Christ!

(The Matrix)
Morpheus: You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
 
"Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!" - Scream

Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important. - Airplane

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!" - Shrek

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I." - What About Bob
 
The Breakfast Club
VERNON
Give me that screw...

BENDER
I don't have it...

VERNON
You want me to yank you outta that
seat and shake it out of you?

BENDER
I don't have it...screws fall out
all of the time, the world's an
imperfect place...


Bethy
 
Heh, I feel the need to bump this thread again! :D

A nice movie with quotable quotes ( ;) ) is Life as a House

-How's your marriage? How's your wife?
-Well, when we divorced a decade ago she was very angry...

:lol:

-I apologize for everything but today, today I give a sh*t!

-You're barely alive!
-I'm not even listening...
 
Back
Top