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galela
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i posted it in 4 different topics all over the forums!
answer enough?
Great dialogue in film- quotes, monologues, catch phrases, etc...
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S.A.S.H.A.
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Castor Troy: If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
I love that line. :lol:
Sasha
I love that line. :lol:
Sasha
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Jetta Bug
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[Zoolander]
Derek: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
[Talking about the files]
Hansel: They're *in* the computer?
Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek: You can read minds?
Derek: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
[Unveiling a building model]
Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
[Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]
Derek: What is this? A center for ants?! How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
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[Armageddon]
Chick: Right before A.J.'s dad died he told you to take care of his son. I don't think shooting him is taking care of him.
Harry: I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?
Chick: Yep, but he wasn't very good.
General Kimsey: The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.
Oscar: I'm, like, 98% excited, and maybe 2% scared. Or maybe it's backwards. Maybe I'm 98% scared, and, like, 2% excited. But that's what makes it so great...-I'm so confused!
Chick: Harry, the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking.
[Rockhound is leafing through the Rorshach inkblots]
Rockhound: Woman with large breasts... woman with small breasts...
[to the male tester]
Rockhound: Hey, this one looks kinda like you... with breasts.
Grace: Baby, do you think its possible that there's someone doing this very same thing at this very same time?
A.J.: I hope so, otherwise, what the hell are we trying to save?
Lev Andropov: This is how we fix things on Russian space station!
[hits panel with tool]
Jetta
Derek: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
[Talking about the files]
Hansel: They're *in* the computer?
Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek: You can read minds?
Derek: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
[Unveiling a building model]
Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
[Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]
Derek: What is this? A center for ants?! How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
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[Armageddon]
Chick: Right before A.J.'s dad died he told you to take care of his son. I don't think shooting him is taking care of him.
Harry: I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?
Chick: Yep, but he wasn't very good.
General Kimsey: The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.
Oscar: I'm, like, 98% excited, and maybe 2% scared. Or maybe it's backwards. Maybe I'm 98% scared, and, like, 2% excited. But that's what makes it so great...-I'm so confused!
Chick: Harry, the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking.
[Rockhound is leafing through the Rorshach inkblots]
Rockhound: Woman with large breasts... woman with small breasts...
[to the male tester]
Rockhound: Hey, this one looks kinda like you... with breasts.
Grace: Baby, do you think its possible that there's someone doing this very same thing at this very same time?
A.J.: I hope so, otherwise, what the hell are we trying to save?
Lev Andropov: This is how we fix things on Russian space station!
[hits panel with tool]
I love that line from X2 also! It speaks to so many aspects of our reality that it amazes me how the simplicity of the delivery can still capture the essence of what's being said. :nod: Love that line.
And yeah, that line from Love, Actually is pretty cool. I love it.
I've only seen Donnie Darko once and I barely remember it! :lol:
And yeah, that line from Love, Actually is pretty cool. I love it.
I've only seen Donnie Darko once and I barely remember it! :lol:
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The Daywalker
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i'll make you famous Young Guns
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fehr_am
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The Bourne Identity-"how could I forget you. youre the only person I know"
The Faculty-"Ill F***king shoot her!"
The Faculty-"Ill F***king shoot her!"
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Cotton Candy
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Nevermind.
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xBeccax
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Wow! All these quotes are incredible, I especially love the Fight Club ones.
Some that particularly stand out for me are from Girl, Interrupted:
Susanna: Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is... Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It's you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends and by the '70s most of them were out living lives. Some I've seen, some never again, but there isn't a day my heart doesn't find them.
Lisa: You know, there's too many buttons in the world. There's too many buttons and they're just- There's way too many just begging to be pressed,they're just begging to be pressed,you know? They're just - they're just begging to be pressed, and it makes me wonder, it really makes me ****ing wonder, why doesn't anyone ever press mine? Why am I so neglected? Why doesn't anyone reach in and rip out the truth and tell me that I'm a ****ing whore, or that my parents wish I were dead?
Susanna: Because you're dead already, Lisa!
Valerie: What would you have said to her?
Susanna: I don't know. That I was sorry. That I will never know what it was like to be her. But I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. You hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.
Valerie: Susanna, it's all well and good to tell me all this; but you gotta tell some of this to your doctors.
Susanna: How the hell am I supposed to recover when I don't even understand my disease?
Valerie: But you do understand it. You spoke very clearly about it a second ago. But I think what you've gotta do is put it down. Put it away. Put it in your notebook, but get it out of yourself. Away so you can't curl up with it anymore.
Susanna: Lisa thinks it's a gift. That it lets you see the truth.
Valerie: Lisa's been here for 8 years.
Susanna: [crying] I'm so sorry. I was a bitch. I was a bitch.
Valerie: Don't drop anchor here, you understand?
Susanna: [narrating] When you don't want to feel, death can seem like a dream. But seeing death, really seeing it, makes dreaming about it ****ing ridiculous. Maybe, there's a moment growing up when something peels back... Maybe, maybe, we look for secrets because we can't believe our minds...
[overlapping]
Susanna: All I know is that I began to feel things again. Whatever I was, I knew there was only one way back to the world and that was to use the place to talk. So I saw the great and wonderful Dr. Wick three times a week and I let her hear every thought in my head.
Some that particularly stand out for me are from Girl, Interrupted:
Susanna: Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is... Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It's you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends and by the '70s most of them were out living lives. Some I've seen, some never again, but there isn't a day my heart doesn't find them.
Lisa: You know, there's too many buttons in the world. There's too many buttons and they're just- There's way too many just begging to be pressed,they're just begging to be pressed,you know? They're just - they're just begging to be pressed, and it makes me wonder, it really makes me ****ing wonder, why doesn't anyone ever press mine? Why am I so neglected? Why doesn't anyone reach in and rip out the truth and tell me that I'm a ****ing whore, or that my parents wish I were dead?
Susanna: Because you're dead already, Lisa!
Valerie: What would you have said to her?
Susanna: I don't know. That I was sorry. That I will never know what it was like to be her. But I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. You hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.
Valerie: Susanna, it's all well and good to tell me all this; but you gotta tell some of this to your doctors.
Susanna: How the hell am I supposed to recover when I don't even understand my disease?
Valerie: But you do understand it. You spoke very clearly about it a second ago. But I think what you've gotta do is put it down. Put it away. Put it in your notebook, but get it out of yourself. Away so you can't curl up with it anymore.
Susanna: Lisa thinks it's a gift. That it lets you see the truth.
Valerie: Lisa's been here for 8 years.
Susanna: [crying] I'm so sorry. I was a bitch. I was a bitch.
Valerie: Don't drop anchor here, you understand?
Susanna: [narrating] When you don't want to feel, death can seem like a dream. But seeing death, really seeing it, makes dreaming about it ****ing ridiculous. Maybe, there's a moment growing up when something peels back... Maybe, maybe, we look for secrets because we can't believe our minds...
[overlapping]
Susanna: All I know is that I began to feel things again. Whatever I was, I knew there was only one way back to the world and that was to use the place to talk. So I saw the great and wonderful Dr. Wick three times a week and I let her hear every thought in my head.
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hsieo
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Gone With the Wind
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
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*MaRiGoLd*
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You had me at hello......Jerry mcguire.
run you fools!!!...the lord of the rings.
You are at home!!...almoust famous.
do you REALLY know where harvard is??...Empire Records.
I said my name is NOT f*cking warren!!!!...Empire Records.
Damn the man!!!!...Empire Records.
I'm impress...well i'm in love...Cruel Intentions.
run you fools!!!...the lord of the rings.
You are at home!!...almoust famous.
do you REALLY know where harvard is??...Empire Records.
I said my name is NOT f*cking warren!!!!...Empire Records.
Damn the man!!!!...Empire Records.
I'm impress...well i'm in love...Cruel Intentions.
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everything|taboo
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It's not my favorite movie, but I absolutely love the quote from X-men 2 that I have as my current sig:
Nightcrawler: Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else.
Mystique: Because we shouldn't have to.
The classic, from Donnie Darko:
"Why are you wearing this ridiculous man suit?"
And the funniest, from Love Actually:
"Kids, don't buy drugs...become a popstar and they give them to you for free!" :lmao:
Nightcrawler: Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else.
Mystique: Because we shouldn't have to.
The classic, from Donnie Darko:
"Why are you wearing this ridiculous man suit?"
And the funniest, from Love Actually:
"Kids, don't buy drugs...become a popstar and they give them to you for free!" :lmao:
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Princess Bing
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My all-time favorite from the Die Hard Trilogy: Yipee Kai Yay,
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Rainstorm Jenny
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From 40 year old Virgin
Jill: Are you Andy?
Andy Stitzer: Uhh... yeah...
Jill: Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found your speed dating card...
Andy Stitzer: OOhhh... yeah... right, god I've been looking for that speed dating card, thank you so much for bringing it to me.
Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
Andy Stitzer: Ummhmm... yeah..."hurtin' for a squirtin'", yeah i wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "hoe fo sho'".
Andy Stitzer: Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a hoe... for sho'
:lmao: The way he says that cracks me up everytime
Jill: Are you Andy?
Andy Stitzer: Uhh... yeah...
Jill: Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found your speed dating card...
Andy Stitzer: OOhhh... yeah... right, god I've been looking for that speed dating card, thank you so much for bringing it to me.
Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
Andy Stitzer: Ummhmm... yeah..."hurtin' for a squirtin'", yeah i wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "hoe fo sho'".
Andy Stitzer: Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a hoe... for sho'
:lmao: The way he says that cracks me up everytime
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SimplyBlue
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My Best Friend's Wedding
Julianne 'Jules' Potter:It is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor.
Michael 'Mike' O'Neal:Dance? You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?
Julianne 'Jules' Potter:I've got moves you've never seen.
Shallow Hal
After introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio.
Hal:Does she take the cake, or what?
Mauricio:She takes the whole bakery, Hal.
Rosemary:Is that a Member's Only jacket?
Mauricio:Yes.
Rosemary:I guess you must be the last member.
Armageddon
Grace:First time I got my period, Rock had to take me to Tai-Pei for Tampax. Then he had to show me how to use them.
Rockhound:I told her how to use them. I didn't show her, Harry.
Rockhound:What's wrong?
Colonel William Sharp:We've got a busted ship.
Rockhound:A BUSTED SHIP?! And I'm strapped in this chair? I had a good spot picked out there!
Julianne 'Jules' Potter:It is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor.
Michael 'Mike' O'Neal:Dance? You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?
Julianne 'Jules' Potter:I've got moves you've never seen.
Shallow Hal
After introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio.
Hal:Does she take the cake, or what?
Mauricio:She takes the whole bakery, Hal.
Rosemary:Is that a Member's Only jacket?
Mauricio:Yes.
Rosemary:I guess you must be the last member.
Armageddon
Grace:First time I got my period, Rock had to take me to Tai-Pei for Tampax. Then he had to show me how to use them.
Rockhound:I told her how to use them. I didn't show her, Harry.
Rockhound:What's wrong?
Colonel William Sharp:We've got a busted ship.
Rockhound:A BUSTED SHIP?! And I'm strapped in this chair? I had a good spot picked out there!
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SimplyBlue
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Sorority Boys
Daisy: Would you like to share something personal with the group, Robert...a? Roberta?
Doofer: Personal? Well, my name is Roberta and I'm addicted to porn.
Adam: [disguised as a woman] Look at me! I'm ugly! I would never **** me!
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Melissa: Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.
Ace Ventura: Pleasure to meet you.
Melissa: Did you have any trouble getting in?
Ace Ventura: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.
Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.
Ace Ventura: Oh yeah? And you're ugly.
Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa!
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
Daisy: Would you like to share something personal with the group, Robert...a? Roberta?
Doofer: Personal? Well, my name is Roberta and I'm addicted to porn.
Adam: [disguised as a woman] Look at me! I'm ugly! I would never **** me!
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Melissa: Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.
Ace Ventura: Pleasure to meet you.
Melissa: Did you have any trouble getting in?
Ace Ventura: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.
Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.
Ace Ventura: Oh yeah? And you're ugly.
Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa!
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
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madelen
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From Shrek:
Donkey : You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.
about Snow White
Magic Mirror : Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. :lol:
The whole movie is hilarious!
From Big Fish:
Will Bloom : A man tells so many stories, that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Donkey : You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.
about Snow White
Magic Mirror : Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. :lol:
The whole movie is hilarious!
From Big Fish:
Will Bloom : A man tells so many stories, that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
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Ms. Isabel
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Oh, that scene wrecks me. The "last" meal. No one's eating, so he just angrily starts piling on his plate from theirs. And he starts to eat, but breaks down crying and pulls them all in to hug. It's one of the most beautifully heartbreaking moments of the film.
I do love that Shyamalan [sp?] manages to slip in some humor, regardless.
Graham: Explain "act crazy".
Merrill: You know, curse and stuff.
Graham: You want me to curse?
Merrill: You don't mean it. It's just for show.
Graham: It won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse.
...
Graham: Ahh! I'm insane with anger!
Merrill: We're gonna beat your ass bitch! We're gonna tear your head off!
Graham: I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!
...
Graham: I cursed.
Merrill: I heard.
Ditto. I read a lot of: "The Sixth Sense was M. Night's best...", where it's essentially a panning of every one of his film's that followed. But I'm with ya, I think Signs is his best.
I do love that Shyamalan [sp?] manages to slip in some humor, regardless.
Graham: Explain "act crazy".
Merrill: You know, curse and stuff.
Graham: You want me to curse?
Merrill: You don't mean it. It's just for show.
Graham: It won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse.
...
Graham: Ahh! I'm insane with anger!
Merrill: We're gonna beat your ass bitch! We're gonna tear your head off!
Graham: I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!
...
Graham: I cursed.
Merrill: I heard.
Ditto. I read a lot of: "The Sixth Sense was M. Night's best...", where it's essentially a panning of every one of his film's that followed. But I'm with ya, I think Signs is his best.
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Jetta Bug
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Sorority Boys
Daisy: Would you like to share something personal with the group, Robert...a? Roberta?
Doofer: Personal? Well, my name is Roberta and I'm addicted to porn.
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Big Daddy
Sonny: Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or talking.
Sonny: I had a mother all lined up for Julian but she's bangin' the Pepperidge Farm guy and this kid is always around! He won't stop peeing and throwing up, he's like a cocker spaniel.
[Julian and the Delivery Guy are learning how to read]
Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!
Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.
Sonny: What's in the bag Corrine? Chicken wings? Booby tassles?
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The Faculty
Zeke: This where I get my equipment.
Marybeth: You borrow it from science labs?
Zeke: I like to think of it as stealing actually.
Stokely: I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose - It's so 80's
Zeke: Aliens are taking over the earth. Weigh it!
[Stokley bumps into Stan]
Stokely: Get a fu(king eye dog!!
Stan: Well maybe if you didn't paint your fu(king eyes shut!
Stokely: Walk much?
Stan: You ran into me, beast.
Gabe: Hey yo, pisswad, you're in my way.
Casey: I'm sorry. I was breathing here.
Gabe: Yeah, that's the problem, you're occupying my air, anal probe.
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Jetta
Daisy: Would you like to share something personal with the group, Robert...a? Roberta?
Doofer: Personal? Well, my name is Roberta and I'm addicted to porn.
--
Big Daddy
Sonny: Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or talking.
Sonny: I had a mother all lined up for Julian but she's bangin' the Pepperidge Farm guy and this kid is always around! He won't stop peeing and throwing up, he's like a cocker spaniel.
[Julian and the Delivery Guy are learning how to read]
Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!
Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.
Sonny: What's in the bag Corrine? Chicken wings? Booby tassles?
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The Faculty
Zeke: This where I get my equipment.
Marybeth: You borrow it from science labs?
Zeke: I like to think of it as stealing actually.
Stokely: I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose - It's so 80's
Zeke: Aliens are taking over the earth. Weigh it!
[Stokley bumps into Stan]
Stokely: Get a fu(king eye dog!!
Stan: Well maybe if you didn't paint your fu(king eyes shut!
Stokely: Walk much?
Stan: You ran into me, beast.
Gabe: Hey yo, pisswad, you're in my way.
Casey: I'm sorry. I was breathing here.
Gabe: Yeah, that's the problem, you're occupying my air, anal probe.
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loscobres
Guest
from My Best Friend's Wedding:
Jules: George likes to pretend he's gay!
Micheal: why would you do that?
George: it seems to attract women
Jules: it worked with me
or something like that
Jules: George likes to pretend he's gay!
Micheal: why would you do that?
George: it seems to attract women
Jules: it worked with me
or something like that
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hitmanyr2k
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Clint Eastwood (Unforgiven) - "All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down."
Clint Eastwood (Unforgiven) - "I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folk."
Brandon Lee (The Crow) - "Victims...aren't we all"
Al Pacino (Scarface) - Too many quotes to list
Jet Li (The One) - "I am Yulaw!! I'm nobodies bitch. You are mine."
Robert Shaw (Jaws) - Quint's entire story about his experience on the USS Indiannapolis.
Clint Eastwood (Unforgiven) - "I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folk."
Brandon Lee (The Crow) - "Victims...aren't we all"
Al Pacino (Scarface) - Too many quotes to list
Jet Li (The One) - "I am Yulaw!! I'm nobodies bitch. You are mine."
Robert Shaw (Jaws) - Quint's entire story about his experience on the USS Indiannapolis.