Great dialogue in film- quotes, monologues, catch phrases, etc...

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The Devil's Advocate:

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, His own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He's laughin' His sick, f#ckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER!

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[Armageddon]

Chick: Right before A.J.'s dad died he told you to take care of his son. I don't think shooting him is taking care of him.
Harry: I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?
Chick: Yep, but he wasn't very good.

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Rockhound: Why do I do this? Three reasons: the pay is good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives.

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Oscar: I'm, like, 98% excited, and maybe 2% scared. Or maybe it's backwards. Maybe I'm 98% scared, and, like, 2% excited. But that's what makes it so great...-I'm so confused!

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Karl: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person who finds her gets to name her right?
Dan: Yes, yes that's right, that's right.
Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

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Colonel William Sharp: Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Airforce, ma'am. Requesting the permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met.

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Chick: Harry, the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking.

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Rockhound: [After stepping onto the asteroid] This is like Dr. Suess's worst nightmare!

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Grace Stamper: Baby, do you think its possible that there's someone doing this very same thing at this very same time?
A.J.: I hope so, otherwise, what the hell are we trying to save?

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[Zoolander]

Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek: You can read minds?

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[Unveiling a building model]
Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
[Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]
Derek: What is this? A center for ants?! How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?

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Jetta

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2GE+HER:

Chad: "Everyone was talking about Q.T.'s problems. I was stuck up there in that fat guy suit, literally suffocating to death. And I was still trying to contribute to the band by making as many laser noises as humanly possible!"

Chad: "I don't think he was right joking about the Darth Vader costumes like that. It is offensive to all of the families of the people he has killed over the years, whos human rights he's been violating for so many years...that's all."

Ghost World:

Rebecca: You actually like that guy?
Enid: I don't know, I kind of like him. He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate. In a way, he's such a clueless dork, he's almost kind of cool.
Rebecca: That guy is many things, but he's definitely not cool.

Enid: God, I'll bet he's in there jerking off.
Rebecca: I'll bet he never jerks off.
Enid: Yeah, he's beyond human, and stuff like that.
Rebecca: Should we leave him a note?
Enid: Sure. You got a pen?
Enid: [writing] Dear Josh, we came by to f*ck you, but you were not home. Therefore...you are gay. Signed Tiffany, and Amber.

Melorra: Oh my god, you guys actually made it!
Enid: [Deadpan] Yeah. We graduated high school. How...totally...amazing.

Enid: It's not like I'm some modern punk, d*ckhead. It's an obvious, 1977 original punk rock look. I guess Johnny f*ckface over there's too stupid to realize it!
Rebecca: I didn't really get it either.
Enid: Everyone's too stupid!

Enid: We need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests.
Seymour: Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests

Enid: So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?

Rebecca: This is so bad it's almost good.
Enid: This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again.
 
Quotes from Magnolia


The book says, we might be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us.



Thursten Howell: It's dangerous to confuse children with angels.

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels.

Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?

"Why are frogs falling from the sky?"

In this life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve - it's what you take.

I'll tell you the greatest regret of my life: I let my love go.

I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and **** and lies that kill other people.

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith : I'm sick and I'm in love.
Thurston Howell : You seem the sort of person who confuses the two.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith : That's right. That's the first time you've been right. I confuse the two and I don't care.

Jim Kurring : Now, some neighbors claimed they heard screaming and a loud crash.
Marcie : I don't even know no loud crash.

[Officer Jim Kurring open's Marcie's closet to find a dead body]
Jim Kurring : Woah. What the hell is this, Marcie?
Marcie : ...That ain't mine.
 
About a Boy
-Will: It was horrible, just horrible... But driving fast behind the ambulance was fantastic.

-Christine: Well, I just always thought you had hidden depths.
Will: Oh no, no, no... You've always had that wrong. I really am this shallow.

Ocean's Eleven
-Terry: I know everything that goes on in my hotels.
Danny: So, I guess I should put those towels back.

-Rusty: I hope you were the groom.

As Good As It Gets
-Melvin: Carol the Waitress meet Blank (can't remember name) the Fag.
 
Ugh, how could I forget! That quote is so right on the money. You know what? That'll be my next sig ;)

AdriaMichelle that is classic! Ahhh, what a great movie that was! It was full of wonderful quotes!
 
lol... yeah I get it.

One of my favorites from Love ... Actually

Kids, this is a message from your Uncle Billy. Don't buy drugs. Wait until you're a rock star, and they give you them for free.
 
Grindhouse

[Kim and Zoe are convincing Abernathy to convince Jasper to take his 1970 Dodge Challenger for a test drive]
Zoe: What are you going to do? Blow him?
Abernathy: [repulsed] No!
Abernathy: [pause] I'm going to insinuate that Lee is.

Stuntman Mike: Well Pam, which way you goin' left or right?
Pam: Right!
Stuntman Mike: Ah, that's too bad.
Pam: Why?
Stuntman Mike: Well, because there was a 50/50 shot on whether you'd be going left. You see, we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left too and if that was the case, it would have been awhile before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately.

Dr. Dakota Block: Careful! That's it. And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me, I want you to shoot them. Okay? I'm not kidding Tony, you shoot them in the head.
Tony Block: What if it's dad?
Dr. Dakota Block: ESPECIALLY if it's your dad.

True Romance

Alabama: I had to come all the way from the highway and byways of Tallahassee, Florida to MotorCity, Detroit to find my true love. If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. And til this day, the events that followed all still seems like a distant dream. But the dream was real and was to change our lives forever. I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and things seemed to be getting so ****ty. And he'd say, "that's the way it goes, but don't forget, it goes the other way too." That's the way romance is... Usually, that's the way it goes, but every once in awhile, it goes the other way too.

Alabama: Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.

Kill Bill Vol 1

The Bride: When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that God exists, and not only does He exist, you're doing His will.

Kill Bill Vol 2

Bill: Now... When it comes to you, and us, I have a few unanswered questions. So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want you to tell me the truth. However, therein lies a dilemma. Because, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth, especially to me, and least of all, to yourself. And, when it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say.

I love Tarantino dialogue :blush:
 
Damn the man, Save the Empire- Empire Records

What a hunk of Junk- Grease

P.A.R.T.. Why?? casue I gotta- The Mask
 
Great quote from an even greater movie
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"I've been trusting my gut since I was 14 years old and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have sh*t for brains." Rob Gordon in High Fidelity

That entire movie is full of great quotes...
 
Beverly Hills Ninja

Haru: Do not worry. A ninja knows when he is in danger.
[Tanley and his men fire machine guns at them.]
Haru: Now we are in danger! We are really in danger!

Haru: I am one with the universe. I am one with the universe.
[Sees a stripper]
Haru: NO I AM NOT!!

Haru: The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night.
Joey: That's pretty black, Man.
Haru: It is a black art, and I, Haru, am the blackest of the black. Or rather the great white black art...Blackest...Master.

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Sister Act

Sister Mary Robert: I'm so nervous. What if I forget the words?
Sister Mary Clarence: You're gonna go straight to hell.

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Life as a House is an amazing movie.


One that stuck with me is from American History X

Danny: Hate is baggage life is too short to be pi$$ed off all the time.
 
"This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's pretty tough coming up with new illnesses - if I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung, so I better make this one count."
 
potc
The'll be no living with her after this
Will, nice hat

The fellowship of the ring
"Fool of a Took"

The Gonnies
"Hey you guys!"

stand by me
"donalds a duck, pluto's a dog what the hell is goofie?"
 
Harry Potter
"Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?"

Remember The Titans
[on Alan's "singing"]
Blue Stanton: Does the term "cruel and unusual punishment" mean anything to you?!

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The Sound of Music

Captain von Trapp : I don't care to hear anything further from you about my children.
Maria : I am not finished yet, Captain.
Captain von Trapp : Oh, yes, you are, Captain.

Maria : Gretl, what happened to your finger?
Gretl : It got caught.
Maria : Caught in what?
Gretl : Friedrich's teeth.

Max : Friedrich, Gretl, why don't you sing?
Gretl : I can't, I've got a sore finger.
 
Liar Liar

Fletcher: That was a nice thought.. DELETED!

Max: My teacher says real beauty is on the insie
Fletcher: Oh, thats just something that ugly people say.

Audrey: Your not a bad father, when your there.
 
Say Anything

Lloyd: She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.

Diane: Nobody thinks it will work, do they?
Lloyd: No. You just described every great success story.

The Object of My Affection

Rodney: One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.

Notting Hil

Anna: After all... I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

Anna: "For June who loved this garden from Joseph who always sat beside her." Some people do spend their whole lives together.

Playing by Heart

Joan : Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.

Keenan : I can't stop thinking about you.
Joan : I love conversations that start with the guy saying "I can't stop thinking about you." Mind you I've never actually been on the receiving end of any of those conversations...
Keenan : Just looking at you makes me happy.
Joan : I have--I have to sit down.
Keenan : When we're together, whether or not I show it, I just can't wait to hear the next words out of your mouth. But right now I need to ask you to do something for me.
Joan : Anything.
Keenan : Shut up.

Keenan : What did I ever do to deserve you?
Joan : Usually that line is screamed at me by someone running out the door, not by someone standing in front of me and staying. It makes for a nice change.

Meredith : I have a hard time trusting men.
Trent : I'm not men. I'm not a group. I'm just me.
 
Jerry Maguire: "You had me at hello".
Heathers: "Lick it up baby, lick it up."
"F**k me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?"
Reality Bites: "Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent."
"Welcome to the Maxi Pad."
"I am not under any orders to make the world a better place."
"Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin."
"Evian is naive spelled backward."
Go:
"Gay men are so hot. It's tragic."
 
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