Great dialogue in film- quotes, monologues, catch phrases, etc...

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Cooper: Ah. Here it is, Bratislava. Capitol of Slovakia. Here's an interesting fact: You made out with your sister. Eurotrip.

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. Mean Girls.

Polly: I've been living my life, okay? I've been in good relationships and I've been in shitty ones, and I've moved alot, and I've been happy, and I've been sad, and I've been lonely, and that is what I've been doing. Which is a lot more then I can say for some freak who thinks he's gonna get the Ebola virus from a bowl of mixed nuts. Along Came Polly.

Napoleon: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER! Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! Napoleon Dynamite.
 
I don't remember this one verbatim, but I really like it. It's from 'A League of Their Own'.

"Start using your head. That's that lump that's three feet above your ass!"
 
The Faculty

Zeke: This where I get my equipment.
Marybeth: You borrow it from science labs?
Zeke: I like to think of it as stealing actually.

Stokely: I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose - It's so 80's
Zeke: Aliens are taking over the earth. Weigh it!

[Stokley bumps into Stan]
Stokely: Get a fu(king eye dog!!
Stan: Well maybe if you didn't paint your fu(king eyes shut!

Stokely: Walk much?
Stan: You ran into me, beast.

Gabe: Hey yo, pisswad, you're in my way.
Casey: I'm sorry. I was breathing here.
Gabe: Yeah, that's the problem, you're occupying my air, anal probe.

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yeah! The facutly rocks! lol

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[Legally Blonde]

Elle: Hello! I came to join your study group. Look! I brough sustinence!
Vivien: Uh uh. Our group is full.
Elle: Oh, I get it. This is like a RSVP kinda thing?
Vivien's Friend: It's like, a smart people thing.

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i like this one alot.....it's from this years film 'before sunset'.....it's the last two lines spoken in the film.......



"baby your going to miss your plane"

"i know".......




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Casino

Ace Rothstein- When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had.
 
[Ace Ventura: Pet Detective]

Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!

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Ronald Camp: I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.
Ace Ventura: See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.

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One of my favorite quotes is from chocolat and it was "don't worry so much about supposed to"
I don't know why I like that quote so much, but I do! lol

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Some of my favorites that I don't think have been posted yet.

In A Lonely Place

Dixon Steele: I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.

Dixon Steele: There's no sacrifice too great for a chance at immortality.


To Have and Have Not

Slim: I'm hard to get, Steve. All you have to do is ask me.

Slim: You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.


Halloween (1976)

Dr Loomis: I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the *devil's* eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... *evil*.


Addams Family Values

Amanda: Is that your bathing suit?
Wednesday: Is that your overbite?
Gary: Now, one of you will be the drowning victim and the other one gets to be our lifesaver.
Amanda: I'll be the victim!
Wednesday: All your life.

Amanda: Why are you dressed like somebody died?
Wednesday: Wait.

Gomez: You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.

Debbie : I don't wanna hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns, or bombs, or electric chairs. But sometimes people just won't listen. And so I have to use persuasion - and slides.
[Showing slide pictures]
Debbie : My parents, Sharon and Dave. Generous, doting, or were they? All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie. In her pretty pink tutu. My Birthday. I was 10, and do you know what they got me? *Malibu* Barbie.
Morticia: Malibu Barbie.
Gomez: The nightmare.
Morticia: The nerve.
Debbie : That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was. I was a Ballerina, graceful, delicate! They had to go.

Morticia: I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.


Major Payne

Major Payne: Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL!

Cadet Alex Stone: What about family and unity and all that other bull**** you said?
Major Payne: I never said family don't break up. Don't you watch Oprah?

Enemy General: You'd better give up, senor, you cannot kill us all.
Major Payne: Nope, but I can clean your colon quicker than one of them burrito with extra guacamole sauce!

Major Payne: What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon? Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie?
Woliger: No, sir.
Major Payne: Then you hold it before I kick your ass back to Mayberry.


The Godfather

Don Corleone: You talk about vengance. Is vengance going to bring your son back to you or my boy to me? I forgo the vengance of my son. But my youngest son had to leave this country because of this Sollozzo business. So now I have to make arraignments to bring him back safely cleared of all these false charges. But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him, if he should be shot in the head by a police officer, or if should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightening, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room and that, I do not forgive. But, that aside, let say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we have made here today.

Michael: Well, when Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to a personal services contract with this big-band leader. And as his career got better and better, he wanted to get out of it. But the band leader wouldn't let him. Now, Johnny is my father's godson. So my father went to see this bandleader and offered him $10,000 to let Johnny go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day, my father went back, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, he had a signed release for a certified check of $1000.
Kay: How did he do that?
Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Kay Adams: What was that?
Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.

Clemenza: Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

Sonny: Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?

The Godfather Part 2

Michael Corleone: There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Michael Corleone: I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies.

Michael Corleone: I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

Kay Corleone: Oh, Michael. Michael, you are blind. It wasn't a miscarriage. It was an abortion. An abortion, Michael. Just like our marriage is an abortion. Something that's unholy and evil. I didn't want your son, Michael! I wouldn't bring another one of you sons into this world! It was an abortion, Michael! It was a son Michael! A son! And I had it killed because this must all end! I know now that it's over. I knew it then. There would be no way, Michael... no way you could ever forgive me not with this Sicilian thing that's been going on for 2,000 years.
[Michael slaps Kay across the face. ]
Michael Corleone: Bitch! You won't take my children!

Hyman Roth: This is the business we chose.


Notorious

Devlin: I couldn't see straight or think straight. I was a fat-headed guy, full of pain.

Devlin: Dry your eyes, baby, it's out of character.


Casablanca

Ugarte: You know, Rick, I have many a friend in Casablanca, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust.

Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

Rick: Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.


Man On Fire

Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting"


Clue

Miss Scarlet: Maybe there is life after death.
Mrs. White: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!

Mrs. White: That's right, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her... SO MUCH... it was flaming, flames, FLAMES... on the side of my face... heaving breaths, heaving...


Fools Rush In

Alex: You are everything I never knew I always wanted.

Jeff: I mean, this makes no sense at all. Why would you marry her... unless you knocked her up?
Alex: [pauses]
Jeff: You knocked her up?
Alex Whitman: Yes, but that had nothing to do with it!


My Girl

Vada: Weeping willow with your tears running down, why do you always weep and frown? Is it because he left you one day? is it because he could not stay? On your branches he would swing, do you long for the happiness that day would bring? He found shelter in your shade. You thought his laughter would never fade. Weeping willow, stop your tears. There is something to calm you fears. You think death has ripped you forever apart. But I know he'll always be in your heart.

Justin: Feel my aura.
Vada: I don't think I'm allowed to.

Shelly: They're dead. All they have are their looks.

Vada: Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses!
 
I have way too many to post, but here's one from The Good Girl, with Jake Gyllenhaal and Jennifer Aniston.

Justine: Whatcha readin'?
Holden: Catcher in the Rye... I'm named after it.
Justine: What's your name? Catcher?

and this one.
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Corny: You got any interest in reading the Bible?
Justine: I have my own, you know, beliefs.
Corny: Well, we don't preach fire and brimstone. 10 Commandments, gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people. We're about loving Jesus.
Justine: Mm-hmm. Yeah, I kind of like my nights to myself.
Corny: Well, maybe you'll have night after night of eternal hellfire all to yourself. Just kidding you. Drive safe. Bye-bye.
 
I would really, really love to put some... but it's 1:17am and my mind is blank for my fav quotes
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I'll be back! lol
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Two Weeks Notice

I own the hotel and live there. So you can pretty much say that my life is like Monopoly.

I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family.

Lucy: You are the most selfish human being on the planet!
George: Well that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?

Lucy: Please don't tell me you called me out of a wedding to pick out a SUIT!

George: IT's really quite amazing how small this apartment really is. Thank God your parents went to the movies, I don't know if we all could have squeezed in. Do you know I can walk from one side to the other in six seconds?
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Lucy: Do something about this plant!
George: Okay, the ficus is fired.
 
ITA. It's incredible how such a simple line can tell so much. I barely remember the scenes of X2, but that line is certainly something that won't let me forget this movie. Plus, it's a conversation between my 2 favorite characters, which makes it even better ^^"
 
Scream

Stu: Did you really call the police?
Sidney: You bet your sorry ass, I did.
Stu: (weeping) My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me.
 
Oooh I like this thread! I am a hopeless romantic so my favorite quotes kind of speak about me :)

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"At our closest point, we were 0.01 cm apart. 55 hours later, I'm inlove with this woman." - Chungking Express

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And I absolutely love this quote from Amelie. It's when the picture started talking to Nino.

Picture: She is in love.
Nino: But I don't even know her!
Picture: Oh you know her.
Nino: Since when?
Picture: Since always. In your dreams.

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Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each prayer accepted, and each wish resigned. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
 
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