how about just a few?.......
Don't tease me about my hobbies, i don't tease you about being an *******!
Sam: I just realize that its silly to take anything too seriously.
Good luck in the infinite abyss.
You feel homesick for a place that doesnt exist
I'll take a hug.
Someone stole my Wolf Blitzer
I'm going to kill that mother****er -Pun intended?
You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? That idea of home is gone. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place.
Oh and by the way, it says 'balls' on your face.
How do you feel? safe, I feel safe when I'm with you I feel like home
Sam: I recognize you. Andrew: Oh, did you go to Columbia High? Sam: No, not from high school. From TV. Did you play the retarded quarterback? Andrew: Yeah. Sam: Are you really retarded? Andrew: No. Sam: Cool. Great job, man. I mean, I thought you were really retarded. You're just as good as that Corky kid, and he's actually retarded. I mean, if there's some sort of, like, retarded Oscars, you would win, like, hands down, kick his ass.
You gotta hear this song. It will change your life I promise you.
We'll probably head over as soon as we're done burying your mom
I made you a shirt and i want you to try it on now. Now? Yeah, just in case it doesn't fit and we don't see you for another 9 year
I'm your new friend Sam!
This is your one oppritunity to do something that no one has ever done before & no one will copy through out human existance. And if nothing else you'll be remembered as the one guy who ever did this.. this one thing.
I can tap dance. Wanna see me tap dance?
We're not going to like make out or anything... what? i'm sorry i just like totally ruined that moment
If you don't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a lot longer than you want it to.