memorable 'garden state' quotes.....
I'm your new friend Sam!
Don't tease me about my hobbies, i don't tease you about being an *******!
I just realize that its silly to take anything too seriously.
Good luck in the infinite abyss.
You feel homesick for a place that doesnt exist
I'll take a hug.
I'm going to kill that mother****er -Pun intended?
Oh and by the way, it says 'balls' on your face.
How do you feel? safe, I feel safe when I'm with you I feel like home
Sam: I recognize you. Andrew: Oh, did you go to Columbia High? Sam: No, not from high school. From TV. Did you play the retarded quarterback? Andrew: Yeah. Sam: Are you really retarded? Andrew: No. Sam: Cool. Great job, man. I mean, I thought you were really retarded. You're just as good as that Corky kid, and he's actually retarded. I mean, if there's some sort of, like, retarded Oscars, you would win, like, hands down, kick his ass.
You gotta hear this song. It will change your life I promise you.
We'll probably head over as soon as we're done burying your mom
I made you a shirt and i want you to try it on now. Now? Yeah, just in case it doesn't fit and we don't see you for another 9 years
This is your one oppritunity to do something that no one has ever done before & no one will copy throught human existance. And if nothing else you'll be remembered as the one guy who ever did this.. this one thing.
I can tap dance. Wanna see me tap dance?
We're not going to like make out or anything... what? i'm sorry i just like totally ruined that moment
If you don't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a lot longer than you want it to.
You look like a wet beaver.
You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up really isn't your home anymore? All of a sudden, even though you have some place to put your ****, the idea of home is gone. Maybe it's like this rite of passage, you know. You'll never have that feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself for your kids or the family you started. It's like a cycle or something. I don't know, but I miss the idea. Maybe that's all a family really is: a group of people that miss the same imaginary place
This is life, this is it
So what were you really doing there? Charging. I'm a robot.
My Friendly Fire has bent corners and someone stole my Wolf Blitzer.
Peace out, player.
You are in it aren't you?
I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it ****ing hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got.