Funny quotes #7

[shawnbmg91]

:lol: I doubt Marge's underwear would ever fit him so I'm hoping he just means general women's underwear! He has cross-dressed a nuraber of times across the series though.

 

[cedrpnt]

:lmao: Love it!

 

[Laure]

Oh man Homer :lol:

 

[MWebb]

Homer: How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?!?

 

[GfisAnying]

Homer:I know I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

 

[diaamondsforeyes]

I dont think Ive seen a Simpsons episode set in Iran though Im sure Ive heard it mentioned a lot, honestly we're mentioned in so many movies and TV shows mostly as terrorists or something Im kinda used to it

 

[Nilson Nison]

Haha Oh Homer. :lol:

 

[MissV]

Hehe...good quotes :lol:

 

[mschevious123.]

Haha :lol: How could it be a comfort thing wearing Marge's underwear? :lmao:

 

[soccermaniac93]

Yep So happy he got #1 in the EW magazine.

 

[Hooker Stabber]

Homer: "$500?!? That's like 10 dead Grampas!"

 

[hustle swag]

:rotfl:

 

[jjvikings08]

Marge: You told Bart to kiss that girl? Why not encourage him to knock her out and drag her to a cave?
Grampa: Second base? Oh, Bart is a little too young for that.

 

[jasmin84]

I love the last two! :lmao:

 

[evy is bored!!]

To those whose countries are featured on The Simpsons, do you get offended as to how your country is portrayed?

 

[Anonymous #265]

Come on Cin, you know it can't be as bad as Homer being the "pink, puffy cloud"

 

[Amazonqueen]

Ew, that's not an image I want stuck in my head Homer!

 

[Kitty Kattt]

:lmao: Love that one.

 

[ashleyb. :]]

:lmao:

 

[Tyler C.]

GrounRABkeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!