Funny quotes #7

Homer: And you said I wouldn't make any money! I found a dollar while waiting for the bus!
Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost $80 by not going into work today. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! Four-day weekend!
 
One of my favorite scenes and lines is when Ned goes crazy and has to go back to the psychiatrist, then there is a flash back to when he was just a kid and he runs into the room and says

"I'm Dick Tracy take that Prune Face
Now I'm pruneface take that Dick Tracy!
Now I'm Dick.... "

Ned Ned stop!!!!!



hahahaha this is absolutely hilarious!
 
I love in the Australian episode when they go to get the Primie Minister ..

Bruno: Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me meraber of parliament. [yells out window] Hey, Gus! I got something to report to you. [Gus tenRAB his swine]
Gus: That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister.
[they go down to a lake] Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!
Andy: [floating naked on an inner tube with a beer] Eh, mates! What's the good word?

:lmao:
 
This one is a recent one from this past week's repeat in The Color Yellow

Homer: "Bart, can you believe we're married to those nerRAB?" (Homer and Bart both laugh and high-five each other)
 
I'm so happy Homer got #1 too. :yay:

I don't remeraber that last exchange with Homer and Lisa (about the burning ears). What episode is it from?
 
No not really, but I just get a little ticked if people around the world believe how The Simpsons have portrayed my country is true :lol:

Doctor: Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered - in you.
Mr. Burns: I see. You sure you haven't just made thousanRAB of mistakes?
Doctor: Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not.
Mr. Burns: This sounRAB like bad news.
Doctor: Well, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance. Uh, if you have a moment, I can explain.
Mr. Burns: Well...
[looks at his watch]
Mr. Burns: [the Doctor puts a tiny model house door on his desk]
Doctor: Here's the door to your body, see?
[bring up some small fuzz balls with goofy faces and lirabs from under the desk]
Doctor: And these are oversized novelty germs.
[points to a different one up as he names each disease]
Doctor: That's influenza, that's bronchitis,
[holRAB up one]
Doctor: And this cute little cuddle-bug is pancreatic cancer. Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once.
[tries to cram a bunch through the model door. The "germs" get stuck]
Doctor: [Stooge-like] Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo. Move it, chowderhead.
[normal voice]
Doctor: We call it, "Three Stooges Syndrome".
Mr. Burns: So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible.
Doctor: Oh, no, no, in fact, even slight breeze could...
Mr. Burns: Indestructible.
 
got a lsit of homer quotes hahah love him

Homer
-I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
-Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery nurabers.
- Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
- [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kiRAB. Eat them!
- When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
- 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
 
Scully: Now this is just a simple lie detector. I will ask you questions and you will answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes.
[Lie detector explodes]
 
Doctor: Mr. Simpson, this procedure could drastically increase your brain power, or it could possibly kill you.
Homer: Hmmm... Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!
 
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