Funny quotes #7

Australian man: You call that a knife? This is a knife.
Bart: That's not a knife. That's a spoon.
Australian man: All right, all right, you win. Heh. I see you've played knifey-spooney before.
 
According to IMDb, it's from "A Star is Burns" (s6). I still don't remeraber the exchange though. Will have to rewatch that episode sometime. :)
 
Martin Prince: Uh, sir, why don't you just use real cows?
Painter: Cows don't look like cows on film. You got to use horses.
Ralph: What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?
Painter: Eh, usually we just tape a bunch of cats together.
 
Homer: Hey, boy, we're supposed to be acting religious-y. What are you doing?
Bart: Reading prayers and ignoring them. Just like God. Hey, here's one from you! "Dear Lord, don't tell Marge that the hotel leaves chocolates on the pillows at night"
 
:rotfl: I almost forgot about that one. I love crazy child Ned! Although you kinda missed out the line about Ned being Prune Tracy, thus leading to the last line. But whatever. :lol:

Skinner: That's two independent thought alarms in one day. Willie, the children are over-stimulated. Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.
 
Marge: You will find Selma a man!
Homer: All right.
Marge: And not just any man.
Homer: Okay!
Marge: He should be honest, and, and caring. And well-off. And hanRABome.
Homer: Hey! Why should she have a better husband than you do?!?
 
Bart: Grandpa, do you think I could have been in the Flying Hellfish?
Grandpa: You're a give-em'-hell daredevil with a never-say-die attitude and a fourth-grade education! You could have made sergeant!
 
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