Funniest Scene/Line/Character you've heard in a movie

Steve Martin in "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid"...

"Dead men don't wear plaid. Marlowe said that to me 10 years ago....
I still don't know what it means" :D
 
James Belushi (I think) to Chevy Chase in "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" :
"You surprised to see me, Clark ?"
"Eddie, If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be as surprised as I am now !" :D
 
"You should see the toast. I couldn't even get it through the door!" - Uncle Buck

or

Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
- Blazing Saddles
 
Police Academy 2 where the Lassard brothers have met at the chineese restraunt and they are discussing the crime in the city. The chineese man is messing around doing tricks with the food and an onion flies in the air and hits Pete Lassard on the head to which he shouts "You stupid b*stard". Then this to end the scene.

Pete: "That fish is boiling" (refeering to his brother goldfish that is in its bowl)
Chineese man: "Oh you want stir fry?"
 
When Stan is telling Ollie about his relation who died due to "a broken neck" the question of how it happened was raised and Stan answerd with " they were hanging him".
 
I loved Steve Martin in Pink Panther - learning to speak American.
"i woud like to buy a hamburger"!! Funniest scene ever - pity the rest of the film wasnt up to much! :D
 
Priscilla Queen of the desert

"Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart! "
 
Another one I always found to be hilarious despite it being from a dramatic thriller is the scene in the green mile whenMichael Clarke Duncan's character grabs Tom Hanks crotch and squeezes followed by Tom Hanks saying "What did you do to me?"...."I helped you boss".
 
"The review you had on Shark Sandwich, which was merely a two word review, just said 'Shit Sandwich'. Erm..."

Easily the funniest film ever made.
 
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