Funniest Scene/Line/Character you've heard in a movie
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Duck Soup:
'Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is more than she ever did...'
'Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is more than she ever did...'
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From Soup To Nuts, "Hard Boiled Eggs And Nuts Hah!"
Way out West,
Stan, "I'm from the south"
Ollie. "South of what sir?"
Stan? "South of London".
Way out West,
Stan, "I'm from the south"
Ollie. "South of what sir?"
Stan? "South of London".
Various quotes, all from the same movie:
"These go to eleven."
"The problem was not that the band were down. The problem was that we had a Stonehenge monument in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."
"Can I ask a practical question? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow?"
"No we're not gonna f**kin do Stonehenge."
"How much more black can this be? And the answer is None. None more black."
"What's the difference between golf and miniature golf?"
"The holes are smaller."
"I've got Denholm Elliot reading T.S. Eliot, Danny Thomas doing 'A Child's Christmas in Wales' by Dylan Thomas, and next month it's McLean Stevenson doing something by Robert Louis Stephenson. There's also the shorter works of Washington Irving by somebody called Doctor J?"
"That'll be Jules Irving."
"Oh, there you go. Keeping with the series."
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
"A musical trilogy I'm doing in D minor - which I find is the saddest of keys....I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, it's kind of inbetween those two like a Mach piece... This piece is called Lick My Love Pump."
"You go through this door here, down the hall, turn right, then there's a little jog to the left...."
"We don't have time for that."
"These go to eleven."
"The problem was not that the band were down. The problem was that we had a Stonehenge monument in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."
"Can I ask a practical question? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow?"
"No we're not gonna f**kin do Stonehenge."
"How much more black can this be? And the answer is None. None more black."
"What's the difference between golf and miniature golf?"
"The holes are smaller."
"I've got Denholm Elliot reading T.S. Eliot, Danny Thomas doing 'A Child's Christmas in Wales' by Dylan Thomas, and next month it's McLean Stevenson doing something by Robert Louis Stephenson. There's also the shorter works of Washington Irving by somebody called Doctor J?"
"That'll be Jules Irving."
"Oh, there you go. Keeping with the series."
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
"A musical trilogy I'm doing in D minor - which I find is the saddest of keys....I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, it's kind of inbetween those two like a Mach piece... This piece is called Lick My Love Pump."
"You go through this door here, down the hall, turn right, then there's a little jog to the left...."
"We don't have time for that."
I watched Superbad again the other day, one thing that really stood out this time was:
"Your name is McLovin? You don't even have a first name!.....who are you?...Seal?".
Stifler in the American Pie's is probably one of the best comedy characters ever. "Ohh yeah! I can taste the bubbles!", lol.
"Your name is McLovin? You don't even have a first name!.....who are you?...Seal?".
Stifler in the American Pie's is probably one of the best comedy characters ever. "Ohh yeah! I can taste the bubbles!", lol.