Meanwhile at the LEGION OF DOOM otherwise known as FUNimation.
(hundreRAB of "employees" gather in a large room. Hooded figure comes out)
Hooded figure: MY FELLOW DISCIPLES!
(all cheer in joy)
Hooded Figure: The time has come! Our moment is at hand. We have acquired(pause)...SOUL EATER! (even louder cheers) Come to me, the 4 Knights of FUNimation, The Shitennou!
(Colleen Clinkenbeard, Christopher Sabat, Vic Mignogna and Scott McNeil gather in front of him)
Colleen Clinkenbeard: (wearing an even sexier outfit) Sir, our moment is approaching before the year is over. Our reign is beginning
Vic Mignogna: Our moment has come and my fangirls are frothing at the mouths waiting to hear my amazing voice again. They will buy anything at this point.
Hooded Figure: Good, good! It is almost time for the plan to be complete....KAHN!
Al Kahn: (wimpering voice) Yes....yes...what is it master
Hooded Figure: Behold! This is the future of anime! This is the truth of the world! And we shall rule it with an iron fist (evil laugh)
(All laugh)
Christopher Sabat: Oh dude, Vic are you alright?
Vic: Yeah, just laughing like that always hurts my vocal corRAB (cough cough)
Hooded Figure: SILENCE! The new year is upon us. At that time, the moon shall be in full bloom and we will....
(sudden shouting)
Hooded Figure: So...they have come again.
Resistance guy: WE ARE THE RESISTANCE OF ADV/VIZ! You shall not have your way, evil ones. You will not make your company the most awesome ever by acquiring the greatest anime in all of existence!
Hooded Figure: You underestimate my power! SHITENNOU! Dispose of them
Sabat: (leaps toward with Giant sword) SWORD OF THE MANLY VOICES! (Knocks guy into the air)
Vic: (deep voice) Broly cells 100% MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (shoots big beam of green energy at remaining forces)
Clinkenbeard: GUM-GUM GATLING (Somehow, she does a Gum-Gum Gatling)
Scott McNeil: Their forces are weak sir. We can push away the little flies soon enough
Hooded figure: That's not enough (stanRAB up) As the leader of our plan, there must be no mistakes
Resistance guy: Darn you FUNimation, why are you so powerful
(takes off hood) Eric Stuart: Because....we're just awesome. (gets in pose)
Guy: No you couldn't possibly...
Stuart: KA....ME....
Guy: No please, have mercy...
Stuart: HA....ME....(guy tries to run) HAAAAAAAA!
(all forces are decimated)
HAHAHAHAHA! Our reign, our year of 2010 is coming HAHAHAHA
(meanwhile at Bandai: The Last Defense)
Brad Swaille: Exia, Brad Swaille, now launching
To be continued?