So I was riding home on the motorized bike my dad and I have been working on for... EIGHT FUCKING YEARS, and a cop pulls me over. We then had a conversation. *____* means I'm thinking to myself.
Cop: Do you have a driver's license?
Me: No sir, this is just a bike I made.
Cop: Whether or not you made it doesn't matter, the point is you're driving w/o a drivers license.
Me: *what bullshit, It's just a fucking bike*
Cop: Are your parents home?
Me: No, I live alone.
Cop: --QUICKLY DROPS THE SUBJECT-- I'm afraid I'll have to take your "bike".
Me: BUT MY DAD AND I MADE IT TOGETHER!
Cop: Sir, don't make this harder than it is.
Me: *YOU FUCKING BASTARD* Yes sir....
Cop: Seeing as you made it and you're a kid, I'll give you some money to make up for it. --hands me a check for 2,000 dollars--
Me: *how the fuck am I supposed to cash this in...* Thank you sir. *but this bike cost me 4.5 grand and is priceless because it's a work between me and my father*
Cop: --puts bike in his trunk--
Me: ... *he didn't even offer a fucking ride home...*
Serve and protect my ass. He was just looking for a cool thing to give somebody. I wouldn't be surprised if I saw somebody riding it sometime after thanksgiving. Bastard.
Cop: Do you have a driver's license?
Me: No sir, this is just a bike I made.
Cop: Whether or not you made it doesn't matter, the point is you're driving w/o a drivers license.
Me: *what bullshit, It's just a fucking bike*
Cop: Are your parents home?
Me: No, I live alone.
Cop: --QUICKLY DROPS THE SUBJECT-- I'm afraid I'll have to take your "bike".
Me: BUT MY DAD AND I MADE IT TOGETHER!
Cop: Sir, don't make this harder than it is.
Me: *YOU FUCKING BASTARD* Yes sir....
Cop: Seeing as you made it and you're a kid, I'll give you some money to make up for it. --hands me a check for 2,000 dollars--
Me: *how the fuck am I supposed to cash this in...* Thank you sir. *but this bike cost me 4.5 grand and is priceless because it's a work between me and my father*
Cop: --puts bike in his trunk--
Me: ... *he didn't even offer a fucking ride home...*
Serve and protect my ass. He was just looking for a cool thing to give somebody. I wouldn't be surprised if I saw somebody riding it sometime after thanksgiving. Bastard.