Fucking Bastard Cops!

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DANI!

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So I was riding home on the motorized bike my dad and I have been working on for... EIGHT FUCKING YEARS, and a cop pulls me over. We then had a conversation. *____* means I'm thinking to myself.

Cop: Do you have a driver's license?
Me: No sir, this is just a bike I made.
Cop: Whether or not you made it doesn't matter, the point is you're driving w/o a drivers license.
Me: *what bullshit, It's just a fucking bike*
Cop: Are your parents home?
Me: No, I live alone.
Cop: --QUICKLY DROPS THE SUBJECT-- I'm afraid I'll have to take your "bike".
Me: BUT MY DAD AND I MADE IT TOGETHER!
Cop: Sir, don't make this harder than it is.
Me: *YOU FUCKING BASTARD* Yes sir....
Cop: Seeing as you made it and you're a kid, I'll give you some money to make up for it. --hands me a check for 2,000 dollars--
Me: *how the fuck am I supposed to cash this in...* Thank you sir. *but this bike cost me 4.5 grand and is priceless because it's a work between me and my father*
Cop: --puts bike in his trunk--
Me: ... *he didn't even offer a fucking ride home...*





Serve and protect my ass. He was just looking for a cool thing to give somebody. I wouldn't be surprised if I saw somebody riding it sometime after thanksgiving. Bastard.
 
Fuck!! If this isn't a joke post, that's fucking unreal! Straight up Evil in action! I'd say to go to "X" to do something about it, but nothing happens when you're "The Man."

America sucks more by the minute.
 
wecome to my world. I know the skateboarders on this site know almost exacly what youre goin through. Cops + antyhing with wheels = cop getting something plus 50$ ticket for public disturbance
 
Oh hell yeha, I have had many a skateboard taken/broken because of pigs.
Its sucks, But i guess that is what I get for skating in the "town square" Or on the marble tile in downtown San Diego. Or on the "College campus" lol.
 
Yup. I've had my skateboard snagged by a cop once, just for riding it on the sidewalk. I wasn't doing any tricks or anything, just riding down the street. He threatened a 'destruction of public property' and a 'disturbance of peace' ticket, but I managed to talk my way out of them. Welcome to the corrupt system, where the only things cops care about are their own personal agenda and making their quotas.
 
OK try having one of your friends be found hanging by a belt with obvious signs of foul play and the cops just shrug it off as a suicide, they didn't finger print, search or anything. They didn't even get him down until a half hour after he was found. Oh and then try having your friends mom find a cell phone that belonged to someone that no one has ever heard of and then them not even investigate it. Now that is sucky fucking cops are their finest.
 
How about a sister who rolled a car going 60 km/h in an 80 zone.

She was hospitalized. The cop came into her hospital room and wrote her a speeding ticket.
 
Mna that suck! most of the cops i live around would of just told me to go home or made sure i went home. Thats fucking bullshit and you should not take that shit. fight for your right!
 
Use the money that the cop gave you to get it out of impound. If the cop took it, that is YOUR property, and he didn't do code regulations with it like he was supposed to. Then his ass is yours.
 
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