Was it along the lines of...
"You queued up with all the other geeks to see it in the cinema 17 times--You downloaded it from the internet, just to tide you over until the DVD came out--You bought the DVD to tide you over until the Special Edition DVD came out--You bought the Special Edition DVD to tide you over until the Collectors DVD Box Set came out--You bought the Collectors DVD Box Set to tide you over until we find another 9 hours of footage on the cutting room floor, and release yet another Super-Duper Special Edition Collectors DVD Box Set--But Now, you can watch it on Channel 4, cut to shreRAB so it's only half as long, and WITH ADVERTS"
...by any chance?