Favourite Lines From Movies

The President:

Don't you dare bark at me like a junk yard dog, I am the President of the United States, how dare you?

Jack Ryan: No, how dare you!

Clear & Present Danger.
 
The Long Good Friday

Harry: Remember, scare the sh*t out of them, but don't damage them. I want 'em conscious and talkative. And laRAB, try and be discreet, eh?

Harry: I'm setting up the biggest deal in Europe with the hardest organization since Hitler stuck a swastika on his jockstrap.

Harry: Who's having a go at me? Can you think of anyone who might have an old score to settle or something?
Razors: Who's big enough to take you on?
Harold: Well, there were a few.
Razors: Like who?
Harold: Yeah, they're all dead.

Victoria: I hate lifts, it gets really claustrophobic with a lot of people.
Jeff: DepenRAB on the people.

Jeff: I wanna lick every inch of you...
Victoria: Saved by the bell. Goodnight.
 
Donkey: So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?
Shrek: In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her.
Donkey: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.
 
Big Trouble In Little China.....

"Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."

"Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.Now somebody,I don't care who,tell ME what is going on here!"

"Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of fool to think we're alone in this universe."

"Would you just stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that."

"Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president!"

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

"Son of a bitch must pay!"

"What does that mean? Huh? "China is here." I don't even know what the hell that means."

"2,000 years and he can't find a broad to fit the bill? "Come on Dave,you must be doing something seriously wrong!"

"No horseshit,Wang..."

I had almost forgotten how absolutely cool that movie is! And just a couple from Escape From New York...

"Snake Plissken? "I've heard of you.I heard you were dead."

"I don't give a f--- about your war."Or your President." (that was written 26 years ago and it's even more relevant today!)
 
From Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back - Jay: He loves the cock

From Hot Fuzz: By the power of Greystoke

As you can tell I am joining the highbrow cinema club!
 
"Steal something casual" Sir John Gielguid to Liza Minnelli in Arthur. Heck all of his lines were brilliant in that filum.

"I didn't mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack" - An American Werewolf in London

"Dreams... they are never in the place you expect them to be" Tom Conti in Shirley Valentine.

"The rules are there ain't no rules" - Grease

"Cakes is cakes" - The Krays.
 
"Ovaltine?"
(Anyone know what movie this is from?)

and
"Ooo! Aaah! That's how it always starts.. but later there's running and screaming!"

and, from the same film:
"I'm not making the same mistakes again". "No, you're making all new ones."

and, by the same actor:
"I'm saying I'm an insect that dreamt he was a man... and loved it, but now the dream is over and the insect is awake."
 
"I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside." - Girl, Interrupted.

"I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better."- Garden State

XXXX: [over the phone] Dragan?
Dragan: Yes.
XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?
Dragan: SounRAB very hospitable.
XXXX: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
XXXX: Well, **** off then.
[hangs up]
- Layer Cake
 
"We're gonna need a bigger boat!" - Chief Brody from Jaws

"You know what the definition of insanity is laddie? Its when you keep doing the same bloody thing and expect a different result." - Angus from Bobby Jones Stroke of Genius

"Bobby Jones is a true sportsman. He plays for the love of the game. Money will ruin sports!" - OB Keeler from Bobby Jones Stroke of Genius

"You knocked him down real easy so why don't you try knocking me down now." - Rocky from Rocky V

"Pain Heals, Chicks dig Scars and Glory lasts Forever!" - Shane Falco from The Replacements
 
When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God? - Serenity

and

Matron: I'm a simple woman with simple tastes, and I want to be wooed!
Sir Bernard Cutting: Ooh, you can be as 'wude' as you like with me!

from Carry on Matron
 
"Whats your favorite scary movie?" Scream trilogy

"But I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?" - Goodfellas

"Oh, bite the weenie, Rizz."
"With relish." - Grease
 
Long one from Planes Trains and Automobiles

Steve Martin, after finding that the rent-a-car he'd hired wasnt in the space it was supposed to be.......

Receptionist: Welcome to Marathon, may i help you
Steve: Yes (angrily)
Receptionist: How may i help you?
Steve: You can start by wiping that f*cking dumbass smile off your rosy f*cking cheeks, then you can give me a f*cking automobile; a f*cking datsun, a f*cking toyota, a f*cking mustang, a f*cking buick, four f*cking wheels and a seat!
Receptionist: I really dont care for the way you're speaking to me sir
Steve: And i really dont care for the way you're company left me in the middle of f*cking nowhere, with f*cking keys to a f*cking car, that isnt f*cking there, and i really dont care for having to f*cking walk down a f*cking highway and a cross a f*cking RUNWAY to get back here and have you smile at my f*cking face. I want a f*cking car, right f*cking now!
Receptionist: May i see you're rental agreement
Steve: I threw it away
Receptionist: Oh boy!
Steve: Oh boy what
Receptionist: Your're F*cked!
 
What's this from? My girlfriend always says it and I never knew it was from a movie!

Easy Rider: "They'll talk to ya and talk to ya and talk to ya about freedom; but they see a free individual....and it scares them" - Jack Nicholsons character.

Rebel without a Cause:

Buzz Gunderson: You know how to chicky-race don't you?
Jim Stark: Yeah, it's all I ever do.
[Buzz leaves]
Jim Stark: [to Plato] What's a chicky-race?
 
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