Favourite Lines From Movies

Another "to die" quote: "Wake up. Time to die"
and another "wake up" quote: "Wake up number 37"


From the latest Bond movie:
Bartender: "Shaken or stirred?"
Bond: "Do I look like I give a damn?"
 
Blade Runner........

"More human than human is our motto."

"Replicants are like any other machine,they're either a benefit or a hazard.If they're a benefit,it's not my problem."

"Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch!

"Home again, home again, jiggidy-jig! Gooood Evening, J.F!"

"We are not computers,Sebastian.We are physical."

"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy."


"Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes."

"I want more life, f----r!"

"That was irrational of you... not to mention unsportsmanlike."

"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.... Time to die." :cry:

One of my favourite films ever,and the last scene gets me every time.I hope that it will eventually get a proper DVD release with a truck load of extras that it deserves.But there has been so much politics and in-fighting behind the scenes you have to wonder if anything will ever happen.It just makes me soooooooooo mad. :mad: :mad:
 
Some classics....

"Houston, we have a problem." (Apollo 13)

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" (Dirty Harry)

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know!" (Marx Bros)

"Hasta la vista, baby...."(T2)

"Who's on first?" (Abbot and Costello)

"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary." (Dead Poets Society)

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." (On The Waterfront)

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."(Wizard Of Oz)

"You talking to me?"(Taxi Driver)

"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"(White Heat)

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"(Casablanca)......The most misquoted line in movie history,EVER!!
 
Have a couple of copypaste's from Imdb...courtesy of Johnny from Mike Leigh's Naked....

His response when asked how did he get here....
"Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday"

...and
"Have you ever thought, right, but you don't know, but you may have already lived the happiest day in your whole ****in' life and all you have left to look forward to is ****in' sickness and purgatory? "

....niiiice.
 
"let's not go to Camelot. T'is a silly place!"
"He's not coming out, he's a very naughty boy"

Waiter: And how are you tonight Mr Creosote?
Mr Creosote: Better..
Waiter: Better?
Mr Creosote: Better get a bucket before I throw up.
 
Spinal Tap has more one-liners than you could shake a drum-stick at.
[RABH] "for when you need that push over the edge of the cliff...you turn it to 11"
[rockumentary maker] "Why not just make 10 louder?"
[bemused - looks at amp] "...It goes to 11...that's one louder"

Casablanca
Bogart - "we'll always have Paris"
(many of the other good ones had gone)

pretty much any Woody Alan film has the line "don't knock masturbation" [coughs - 'tosser'] - no, better than that one - in "Play it Again Sam" - woman has been describing at enormous length how much sex she has - he reaches for her - "what kind of girl do you think I am?"

one Alan to another -

Die Hard
smarmy chancer - "hey, we negotiate or we die" - he does. Alan Rickman shoots him.

Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves
Alan Rickman - "Christmas is cancelled"

and a couple more action-movie lines

Glimmer Man
Steven Segal "when you look in the mirror, you like what you see - and that bothers me"

Commando
[bad guy being dangled over chasm one-handed] "You said you were going to kill me last"
[Arnie - lets go] "I lied!"
THEN - the double-whammy - he gets back in car
[girlfriend] "what did you do to him?"
[Arnie] "I let him go"

ouch!
 
"It was in the Isle of, it was in the Isle of.... "
"Isle of Lucy"

"He died in a tragic gardening accident"

From Churchill, the Hollywood Years, looking at Hitler's book:
Vic Reeves (camply) "Ooo! Me in camp F!"
 
Is that in a movie? Which one? Also, do you know if the Susquehanna hat company routine is in any Abbott & Costello movie? It's great!
And "Niagra Falls! Slowly I turned..."? I only ever saw these on TV clips.
 
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